FabSwingers.com: Luke Cage (49) & Jessica Jones (45) , Couple in Queen of Spadesville near Altrincham, North West, UK

Video verification on Telegram is a must. Too many profiles are either fake or catfishes using filters. No BBLs or Wigs. All natural only.

Energy should be reciprocal. No one is chasing anyone.

Do NOT wink at us without writing first it's non discerning low effort as we know you're just spamming profiles with photos you like and just lazy. Messages get responses not winks. All friend adds and winks with no introductions are bulk deleted.

Bi women, BBC and guys WITH HYPERSPERMIA TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!!!

Women are video verified so if that's a problem for you then we're not for you. And the ladies will do the talking.

Sex is THE most intimate thing people can share so even in a "recreational" sense it should be held with a certain reverence. Not here to screw every and any thing. (Btw WTF is up with people using photo filters or with photos 5-10 years old on their profiles!?!? What is wrong with you?!)

US:

Despite the carnal and pleasure of it all open to couples, but, ultimately we'd like to form a throuple with a bifemale nearby so the ladies can get together regularly and innocently under the guise girlfriends or mums hanging out so when the Pleasure Dom is away the girls can play with each other! :) Compersion is a thing. ;)

We're a selective, discerning couple seeking worthwhile connections for repeat encounters.

have been together several years.

It's about quality not quantity. Not trying to fuck everything under the sun.... though our appetites can be voracious it's better to focus on a select few for deeper more intense pleasures. So any "I'm free now" (like we're going to stop whatever we're doing at 11pm just to accommodate the urge of a complete clown,) go back to the circus.

Let's make it simple, save each other a lot of time and spare feelings here's what everyone should know if you want a favorable response.

You:

NEARBY.

Have something interesting written in your profile and can write better than a 12 year old using sms lingo. (If you're not smart enough to spell properly you can't hang with the big kids.)

So DMs using actual sentences not copy/paste messages.

If you have a 'Sydney University' disclaimer on your profile, just know that wisdom is chasing you, but you are faster! (Paragraph of complete legal gibberish about an event that never happened, by a university with no interest in Swinging, referring to a network of websites of which Fab is not a part, and threatening totally unenforceable legal claptrap.) They even mention it in the FAQ (look up legal disclaimer) https://www.fabswingers.com/articles/FAQ

Couples:

In shape, attractive, able to hold decent conversation. If we can't make an emotional and cerebral connection it doesn't matter how good looking you are it won't work.

Women

Au naturale biological natural born woman in general (no BBLs, face tats, duck lips, botox etc; We're allergic to fake) fit, in shape. (round doesn't count)

Have natural, UNFILTERED and RECENT photos in your public gallery! (more than one and genitalia doesn't count) Anything over two years is getting into catfish territory.) Your face gets ours so send yours before demanding ours first.

Ok with developing a strong bond with each other first to use when the time “cums” please him. :) Curvy? Ok. Obese? Just...no! HWP! Be fit, close to it or working on it. We're not gym rats but we are in decent shape.

Bi Women seeking girl/girl ONLY message my SOLO account and I'm all yours! This is the COUPLE'S account. We both have access. So for simplicity's sake real WOMEN (biological XX chromosome and not obese/fat) contact me on my solo bifemale profile "NatalieC" unless you're up for a 3some or throuple.

Men:

You’re straight, fit, not fat, shy or roadmen.

Intelligent, educated and experienced comfortable with D.P. or group dynamics.

PROOF you have a huge dick and cum buckets to shut this greedy girl up. Otherwise roll on by…

(One on one with guys potentially possible AFTER they give this girl her D.P. or G.B.)

When I'm solo and master is away if you want your nuts drained you come to my area ready to be emptied. I don't host so the room will be on you.

Master says "if you react to the photos first rather than react after what you read (aka succumbing to the basic instinct of visual stimulation by photos and thinking with the wrong head) then you have disqualified yourself." (so be smart)

Her:

Bi, curvy au naturale PAWG/snow bunny with top notch oral skills. A collared submissive Queen of Spades, hucow, BBC worshiping MILF that ABSOLUTELY LOVES cum guzzling like a squirrel and won't stop until she gets her nuts and ALWAYS gets her reward. She's a cum addict who orgasms from breast suckling, loves dp and giving head. A carnal captive and servant to her BBC King. Properly trained and is skilled in all kinds of ways to serve. Willingly and greedily will take it like a champ and happy serve select and high caliber BBC and couples. A curvy (in the ACTUAL sense of the word and NOT code for those who are obesely FAF or shaped like a barrel with flabby overhanging bellies),with big heavy tits. Loves when her master takes her to her limits and beyond. She lives and loves to serve BBC.

Him:

American pleasure dom living in Paris who visits regularly. Direct, an artist, with a designer eye (that can easily detect AI, photoshopped and filtered photos) decent conversationalist who believes that what happens before and after you get into bed is crucial to great sex. Former competitive elite level athlete giving it to you straight with no chaser (but who really cares about the guys right? :-) The guide, protector, conductor, cunning linguist that will weave himself into the mind of the woman he's with and given enough time can train her to come on command with the sound of his voice. Nothing more beautiful than hearing a woman orgasm. So she will. Often.

Everything is dedicated to overwhelming her with an experience that would make her addicted.

US:

Great kissers, lively with a decent sense of humor and been together over two wonderful years.

Everyone has their preferences. If you're obese, have so many tattoos you look like an escaped convict from a maximum security prison or trans… no shade but that's just not our jam. You do you boo but if you think a hetero man or lesbian can't tell the difference we wouldn't get along anyway. We respect your right to exist like you will respect our right to preferences.

Sidenote, some of you ladies REEEEALLY need to stop being delusional with these filters or a.I. on 10 year old photos and using the word curvy in place of fucking obesely fat. A few pounds ok, but, round, cottage cheese looking, flabby, wobbly, spilling out all over the place, resembling a barrel or circus tent is NOT curvy. It's morbidly obese and not a good look. Own your body positivity by not being delusional. Curvy? Cool. Can't see your toes, heaving walking up a hill or round like barrel? Let's not kid ourselves.

The King and his horny hucow seek those capable of holding decent conversations and knowing that fucking a woman's brains out requires more than just pounding like a jack hammer.

Prove you took the time to read this by saying "DP lover" in your message. :)

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