FabSwingers.com: Luke Cage (48) & Jessica Jones (45) , Couple in Queen of Spadesville near Altrincham, North West, UK

Have RECENT photos in your public gallery! Any thing over 3 years is getting you roasted.

Messages get responses not winks. :) All friend adds and winks with no introductions are bulk deleted. We're a couple that's been together several years. We video verify all women so if that's a problem for you then we're not for you. And the ladies will do the talking.

GUYS when I'm solo and master is away if you want your nuts drained you come to my area ready to be emptied. I don't host so the room will be on you.

If you have a 'Sydney University' disclaimer on your profile, just know that wisdom is chasing you, but you are faster! (Paragraph of complete legal gibberish about an event that never happened, by a university with no interest in Swinging, referring to a network of websites of which Fab is not a part, and threatening totally unenforceable legal claptrap.)

LADIES! If you're interested in meeting for GIRL/GIRL message my SOLO account and I'm all yours! This is the COUPLE'S account. We both have access. So for simplicity's sake real WOMEN (biological XX chromosome and not obese/fat) contact me on my solo bifemale profile "NatalieC" unless you're up for a 3some or throuple.

GUYS: If you're too shy to D.P. me have or no experience with a group dynamic move along. Also, if you don't read, are a roadman or FAT AF you better have PROOF you have a huge dick and cum buckets to shut me up. Otherwise roll on by. Seeking intelligent, educated and experienced men. One on one with guys AFTER they give this girl her D.P. or G.B.

GUYS WITH HYPERSPERMIA TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!!!

Master, though currently away, says "if you react to the photos first rather than react after what you read (aka succumbing to the basic instinct of visual stimulation by photos and thinking with the wrong head) then you have disqualified yourself."

Let's make it simple, save each other a lot of time and spare feelings here's what everyone should know if you want a favorable response.

You: Couple/bifemale or straight male.

NEARBY.

Use actual sentences not copy/paste messages.

Have natural, UNFILTERED and RECENT photoS (more than one and genitalia doesn't count) less than TWO years old. You send yours before demanding ours first. Your face gets ours.

Something interesting written in your profile.

Au naturale in general (no BBLs, face tats, duck lips, botox etc; We're allergic to fake)

Are fit, in shape. (round doesn't count)

Are a biological woman or a straight male (if couple)

Can write better than a 12 year old using sms lingo. (If you're not smart enough to spell properly you can't hang with the big kids.)

Her:

QOS, collared, bi, cock worshiping, she ABSOLUTELY LOVES cum guzzling. She's like a squirrel and won't stop until she gets her nut and she ALWAYS get's her reward. She's a cum addict. A submissive, milf who orgasms from breast suckling, loves dp and giving head. A carnal captive and servant to her BBC King. Properly trained and is skilled in all kinds of ways to serve. She willingly and greedily will take it like a champ and happy serve select and high caliber BBC and couples. A curvy (in the ACTUAL sense of the word and NOT code for those who are obesely FAF or shaped like a barrel),with big heavy tits. Loves when her master takes her to her limits and beyond. She lives and loves to serve and LOVES BBC. Curvy au naturale PAWG/snow bunny with top notch oral skills. BBC and women to the front of the line!! :)

Despite the carnal and pleasure of it all we're ideally looking for throuple dynamic with a bifemale. Someone nearby so the ladies can get together regularly and innocently under the guise girlfriends or mums hanging out.

If you get no response and fit the profile this might be running in the background or we're AFK.

Sex is THE most intimate thing people can share so even in a "recreational" sense it should be held with a certain reverence. Not here to screw every and any thing. (Btw WTF is up with people using photo filters or with photos 5-10 years old on their profiles!?!? What is wrong with you?!)

Ideally you're nearby for regular visits. We'd like to form a throuple with a bifemale so when the Pleasure dom is away the girls can play with each other! :) Compersion is a thing. ;)

We're selective, discerning couple seeking worthwhile connections for repeat encounters.

It's about quality not quantity. Not trying to fuck everything under the sun.... though our appetites can be voracious it's better to focus on a select few for deeper more intense pleasures. So any "I'm free now" (like we're going to stop whatever we're doing at 11pm just to accommodate the urge of a complete clown,) go back to the circus.

Him: her owner, American pleasure dom, direct, living in Paris and visiting regularly. Artist, with a designer eye (that can easily detect AI, photoshopped and filtered photos) decent conversationalist who believes that what happens before and after you get into bed is crucial to great sex. Former competitive elite level athlete giving it to you straight with no chaser (but who really cares about the guys right? :-) The guide, protector, conductor, cunning linguist that will weave himself into the mind of the woman he's with and given enough time can train her to come on command with the sound of his voice. Nothing more beautiful than hearing a woman orgasm. So she will. Often.

Everything is dedicated to overwhelming her with an experience that would make her addicted.

US: Great kissers, lively with a decent sense of humor and been together over two wonderful years.

You: Ok with the girls developing a strong bond with each other first so that you can use it to your advantage when he flies in. :) Curvy? Ok. Obese? Just...no! HWP! Be fit, close to it or working on it. We're not gym rats but we are in decent shape.

Everyone has their preferences. If you're trans or obese, no shade but that's just not our jam. You do you boo but if you think a hetero man or lesbian can't tell the difference we wouldn't get along anyway. I respect your right to exist like you will respect our right to preferences.

However, some of you ladies need to stop being delusional and using curvy in place of obese. A few pounds ok, but, round, cottage cheese looking, spilling out all over the place, resembling a barrel or circus tent is NOT curvy. It's morbidly obese and not a good look. Own your body positivity by not being delusional. Curvy? Cool. Can't see your toes, heaving or round like barrel? Let's not kid ourselves.

The King and his horny hucow seek someone capable of holding decent conversations and knowing that fucking a woman's brains out requires more than just pounding like a jack hammer.

Seeking in shape, attractive couples, able to hold decent conversation. If we can't make an emotional and cerebral connection it doesn't matter how good looking you are it won't work. Prove you took the time to read this by saying "DP lover" in your message. :)

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