FabSwingers.com: A (50) , Man in Lincoln , East Midlands, UK

Hi visitor,

Face pictures are gladly sent on request.

Important Notice!!

Due to a childhood accident involving a bmx and a sherbert fountain my nipples have no feeling across 87% of their surface area. As such, please do not attempt to arouse me by nibbling, licking or tweaking. It's completely futile and has been known to change stations on my kitchen dab radio.

If you've studied my profile pictures you'll see my penis is best described as adequate. Additionally, it's nearly always clean as my neighbours allow me to conduct ablutions in their garden water butt twice weekly.

My tongue has been described as the 8th wonder of the world. It's capable of seeking out all female pleasure zones with the fervence of a pig seeking out truffles.

I don't take life too seriously but I am serious about being friendly and reliable.

I have all my own teeth and a good head of hair. I'm meticulously clean and well presented. I have a wide range of 70's colognes that I apply with gay abandon on date nights.

I can travel or accommodate in my spotless home.

Happy for social only engagements, and like many people, not so keen on last minute arrangements. Having said that, if I'm home and you message wanting to join me that would be considered by the panel.

Bi-Curious - I think I should say that. I've enjoyed many experiences over the years and some of the most erotic have been bi-experiences with couples but it has to feel right at the time. I was once requested to cradle the testicles of a man as he commenced his orgasm inside my then girlfriend. It felt churlish to refuse.

My favourite sexual fantasy would be Taylor Swift using my face as a seat as she penned her new album.

Ladies feet, bottoms and pussies are all things I love eating.

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