FabSwingers.com: L (35) & D (42) , Couple in kent, South East, UK

We are miss Loopy and Mr Dunky. Thank-you for swinging by our page and having a nose, we hope you like what you see...

More about us, we are in a very happy, steady, trustful,loving and sexually satisfied relationship!

(however we feel comfortable enough to share sexual encounters with others,spread the love and enjoy making fantasies become reality)....

...what we mean by this is if you are a male and send us a message telling us how your a "bull" or want to "show Mr Dunky, how it's done" you will instantly be blocked.... we don't have time to massage dented egos, so go helicopter your knobs elsewhere!!

We don't do poo, however piss and a bit of pain are not strictly off the menu!!

If you've read this far it's probably time to mention that Mr Dunky has a beard....(we understand this is not for everyone, and we're happy to accept this, however please don't message us because the beard being shaved is non-negotiable)

We LOVE people with a great sense of humour and don't take life to seriously....(after all none of us make it out alive)

We're not into messaging back and forward forever, so if your not fairly local and don't plan on meeting we're probably not for you!! Not saying we can meet at the drop of a hat either as life responsibilities are and will ALWAYS be our priority!

We prefer face pics in messages, and ideally prefer them to be fairy natural not with a stupid amount of Snapchat filters where we wouldn't know if we should fuck you or take you out for a walk (those dog ones really are fucking awful!)

OK now we've got over our gripes, let's talk about more of we're into...so bi play ideally is a must, doesn't have to be full bi play but straight guys your not for us (especially if your profile states straight, then you send some cock and bull story about why you can't put in on your profile) if you can't admit it to yourself we're not interested

Looking to explore all avenues and happy to be invited to parties, events and socials.

We will meet on a no expectation standing, if you see us in person and think fuck no its shreck and fiona or we think the same, we will politely have a drink and chat then leave shaking hands, with no disrespect intended and we wouldn't feel disprected in return (not everyone like the same flavour ice cream afterall)

So if you've read this far and haven't felt put off by our bluntness then pop us a message and see where it goes!!

We will try to reply to every message even to politely say your not our cup of tea, if we send a wink it's because we like what we see on your profile and a wink back will hopefully initiate contact....

Anything else you want to k ow please feel free to ask.

Beards and tattoos, straight to the front of the queue please, sensual massagers feel free to pop a message too, and anyone wishing to try their kinks scene with others again pop us a message...you never know we may take you up on having a go at your kinks?

Pop "wonderland" in your message heading so we know you have taken the time to read or profile...otherwise we will just delete it xx

And lastly happy fabbing to all

Miss Loopy and Mr Dunky

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