FabSwingers.com: gaz (47) & claire (42) , Couple in Stourbridge , West Midlands, UK

Our verifications are probably better than our profile but here goes ….

Hello ! We are a none professional, thick as 2 short planks un fun couple with 3 teeth between us.

Wasn’t expecting THAT was you ?!?!?

Sense of humour essential please :-)

Please message , don’t wink :-) xx

One liners instant delete……..

Welcome to our profile. We are a bi couple looking for friends and lots of sex.

We keep fit by walking , if your a rambler please get in touch. We lead a 90% ish healthy lifestyle with a few naughty bits added in.,

If you’re interested in us please fully read our profile and send a message.

Winks will be ignored and deleted as 99.9% don’t read the profile.

Please bare with us when we reply , it could take a day or 2 for both of us to read your message.

We meet at chameleons for our first sexual encounter so please only get in touch if you’re members or looking to join.

We are happy to meet bi or straight couples and obviously respect all boundaries.

We are tested every 3 months , clean and healthy.

Claire- Hi !

Will meet considerate smokers. Not into snogging an ashtray sorry.

I’m a size 10 blonde blue eyes 32F cup boobs. 5’4”. Daft sense of humour and a cheeky laugh xx

I like white guys with a max 7” cock. I’m very small down there, 2 fingers max . If you whack out a monster expect me to say no thank you. I like firm but gentle oral and kissing . No biting or hard sucking . A good vigorous dick in my pussy is perfect.

I’m also interested in sharing a lady with Gaz but also for some solo sexy nights and girly nights out xx

The following is a must please-

You must be able to get it up , keep it up and have good stamina. It’s ok, viagra is your friend !

I’m bi learning with women (this is a work in progress ) Love kissing and touching and looking for a regular I can learn to go down on . Happy to receive all attention from women.

I’m not here to be your girl on girl fantasy, men are here to be MY man on man fantasy lol

I’m a voyeur , love to watch Gaz with another man/woman/couple then join in and get you wet….. squirt squirt …

Give me a good show and I will fuck the life out of you. You have been warned ….

Gaz- Hellooooo! 5’8” medium build , 6” dick that works very well lol green eyes short hair.

Very very bi. Can obviously play straight but I’m no “man’s man” so don’t expect an Alpha male. Do expect me to be scrupulously clean and extremely respectful. I love kissing and sucking cock and boobs, Been compared to a Dyson…. Also the joker of a party. Sense of humour essential.

Very happy being the meat in a people sandwich .

Gaz will behave around straight men.

Gaz had the snip a few years ago and we do practice safe sex. A long standing friendship could change this but for now safe sex only.

Convincing TVs/ts ( not into hairy panty wearers ) are most welcome but please be fully working as claire loves to be fucked xx

Now for the No no’s..

No cheats

No doms/masters/subs

Not into large people

If you message please put Dyson in the message so we know you’ve read our profile along with a face picture . Guys please add your cock size too. One liners or messages that don’t adhere to the rest of our requirements will be deleted. We’ve been doing this for 15 years so know every trick and bullshit in the book.

And finally thank you very much for reading our profile . If we are not for you then please block us ( saves your time and potentially ours ), if you like what you see and read then please please send us a message

Gaz and Claire x

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