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Woman in Up My Own Arse Apparently, Scotland, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Sunday... "..the things am gonnae do to you..just you wait...Am just gonnae eat this biscuit first..."

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Looking For

Women aged 38 to 55. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel.

Vulvarine

50 years old
Bisexual

5'7"  170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Taking Photos, Webcams
If you don't like cats, fuck off.

Middle aged woman.

Requests to "meet now" will be automatically deleted. If I end up in Josef Fritzel's dungeon, no cunt will do the ironing round here.

Not looking to meet. The position is filled.

Not into extreme shite, doms, whips and chains and all that pish. Sounds like too much hard work at my age. Whatever happened to a good old fashioned ride? You may be into "breaking tab00s" but you're not breaking my sphincter. Speaking of which, it's probably best that I decline your offer to peg you. My mood, as the name suggests, can vary like the weather. I could be all sweetness and light when the tip goes in but by the time I'm ball deep you'll probably have annoyed me. I'll then feel the need to leave your ring piece shredded and resembling a bomb scene.

No, you can't spunk on my leather trousers. Stick to the wife's DFS suite.

No, I don't want a 3some with you and your Mrs. Why would you want to disappoint two women at the same time?

Actively avoiding the aesthetically challenged. (Aka "ugly cunts).

If the most interesting thing about you is your pronouns then we're unlikely to be each others type. This kind of individual gives me major ring sting.

Not particularly interested in your knob pics. I've seen more Jap's eyes than a Tokyo optician since joining Fab.

If you must insist in sending one, please refrain from the Fab classic - "Cock over shitter" pic. I prefer not to start my day by seeing the remnants of your brown trout waiting to be flushed down river. And the spread arsed cheeks photie is also a major faux pas in my book. I'm not OCD about hygiene but c'mon for fucks sake. Nobody wants to see it if the last time you gave it a good scrub Freddos were 5p.

And please, don't take the huff if you send a face pic (I never ask for them) and it's not reciprocated. If you look like you set fire to your coupon and put it out with a golf shoe then perhaps reconsider the brown trout option outlined above.

Unless you have a stutter "mmmmmmmmm" is never an acceptable comment in a message.

To the mad incel cunts who take time out from their busy schedule of wanking into their maw's drawers to send abusive messages. Gonnae no.