FabSwingers.com: LC (57) , Woman in gosport, South East, UK

IF YOU SEND A RANDOM FRIENDS REQUEST WITHOUT EVER CHATTING TO ME IT WONT BE ACCEPTED …… JUST SAYING.

Ok so here we go.

Please don’t think I’m being rude if I delete your message, you’re just not for me. Don’t be offended we’re not everyone’s cup of tea.

I’m less likely to reply if there are no pictures on your profile or at the very least attached to a message and if your miles away it ain’t going to work.

“Please stop asking me “how is fab going for me” I’ll answer now so you don’t have to ask. I’ve been on and off here for over 14 years. It’s going ok apart from the twats. Also if I’m on here, im not doing much and no I don’t want to meet “now” or “tonight”. I don’t meet often and I’ve probably had as many meets in 14years as the populars have had in a year”

RANDOM FRIENDS REQUEST WILL BE DELETED

Please respect my age bracket, if you’re above the top end (present friends excluded of course) any messages will be deleted without an answer. I won’t answer if you’re not my cup of tea either.

RANDOM FRIENDS REQUEST WILL BE DELETED

If you arrange to meet and change your mind just let me know it’s only common decency. The time wasters are real. I am not looking to meet everyone who asks. A regular friend is ideal but hard to come by. Please understand I DO NOT jump straight into bed the minute someone walks in the door. I like a chat and a drink/cuppa first.

ME IN A NUTSHELL:

I’m no skinnie Minnie, I have a tummy, wear lingerie that suits my body I think, you tell me.

I’m no beauty or attractive and don’t kid myself I am like so many on here . I’m 57 so yes I’ve got lines, I’ve no fake lips, eyelashes or had any sort of cosmetic surgery that means boobs are all mine, no liposuction etc, so don’t expect me to be all smooth skinned and don’t expect a flat tummy. I’m smooth and prefer you to be or closely trimmed. You will take me as you find me. I am what I am. Just saying!!!!!!

I don’t drop everything to meet someone. Don’t send me a message asking to meet that night or now. I don’t do late night meets and I only travel local to me. Not into females in any way shape or form.

LOOKING FOR:

A nice genuine guy (emphasis on the genuine) don’t be a twat.

Athletic to the slimmer side of average ie: no fat, chubby, curvy or large.

Honest, don’t say you want to meet when you don’t.

Don’t be a time waster (plenty of those on here) I don’t have time to waste.

Being patient is a must.

Social first.

Be honest about your sexuality.

Tattoos I like (not a deal breaker though)

NOT interested in guys who attend clubs, parties, gang bangs or dogging. Also if you’re not fussed on who you meet, or meet women who meet in quick succession or you do yourself, pass me by. If you’re a player, play with someone who doesn’t care. I’m very selective in who I meet.

NOT INTERESTED IN:

Phone sex

Webcam

Sub/Dom shit

Humiliation

Anal

MFF

So if after reading your still interested just drop

me a message. Subject box “genuine guy”. If you’re not really interested then it’s simple don’t bother messaging. Oh and if you don’t like what you see don’t send an abusive message telling me I can give as good as I get. Just pass on by.

If your miles and miles away, it won’t work so don’t bother because it will be deleted. Unless of course you’re absolutely the bees knees and the best thing since sliced bread. Then I’ll reply. You can call me shallow if you like because I don’t give a damn x

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Meeting

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