FabSwingers.com: letspartyboys (38) , Man in All of GB, West Midlands, UK

CURRENT STATUS :

MMM DL Grp est 30+yrs (18-fit50s) VENUES needed 4 meets ALL over GB NI ROI. Seeking NEW ADMIN help. Profile ownership unaffected. Please read profile.

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APOLOGIES : Please be patient with us. Ongoing volunteer absences/dropouts are still getting in the way of our responding to your applications swiftly. That's why we need new volunteers.

PLEASE NOTE that as we have always been ultra discreet, we NEVER announce specific events on here. We only invite those who have applied and been accepted and are within travel radius. However, we may headline upcoming events from time to time at the end of this document. Please look :-)

LETSPARTYBOYS - We organise discreet MMM group events for between 10-20++ guys (20-fit50's) at private venues all over the UK - YOU provide the discreet VENUES and WE supply the hot guys.

Our events are mainly for experienced hot, hard, pounding tops and keen, cock-hungry subs - with stamina. These are DL, safe, MMM only, private, invitation-only meets for sociable, confident guys, willing to engage with others.

We are a very experienced and drama-free DL (discreet) group which has been filling an important DL gap for more than 30+ years! See veris :-)

Please note that our age-range is what our guys are comfortable with. HOWEVER if you are older and well fit, please put yourself forward. Older hot tops/pounders are more likely to get invited than bttms, especially if you can accommodate an event :-)

Please understand that at our events, a polite "Thank you, but NO thank you" has always meant just that. 'GOOD MANNERS' AND 'NO PRESSURE' ARE PARAMOUNT.

We seek well-mannered, in shape, hot, hard, fit, repeater TOPS/DOMS and insatiable, eager SUBS/BTTMS. Could you fit into these categories? If not, please wait until you are ready. Also, if you are not height/weight proportionate, again please wait until you are!

Flakes, voyeurs, seriously overweight guys will never get much if anything out of these meets. However, we are well known for being friendly and caring and will always help those who are a little hesitant but willing to join in. We all had to start somewhere.

What goes on in our venues stays in our venues. Discretion is expected and assured, so if you can't help being a gossip - PLEASE STAY AWAY!

There are many proven opportunities to make and build enduring friendships and relationships.

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*"HOW TO APPLY" - "HOW TO APPLY" - "HOW TO APPLY"*

Application is simple but thorough for anyone aged 20-fit50's.

**How to Apply**

*ONLY IF you are seriously interested, COPY and PASTE the following questions (#1-#10) into a message, fill in your generally one-word replies and return to us.

Alas, if you don't provide us with ALL the clear information that we request in the form that we need, then our clever Auto-System will reject you automatically :-(

We will respond to carefully and correctly submitted applications as soon as we can. But (NB) we are currently fighting a backlog.

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#1: Please send us recent face AND body pics. You can send your FAB pics if accurate. We delete pics as soon as we have seen them, and will NEVER release your pics/details to anyone. Reply:

#2: Are you on PREP? a) Daily ; or b) event based? Reply a) or b)

#3: What was the date of your last STI/HIV test/ scan. Reply:

#4: What were the results? Reply:

#5: Do you practice SAFE SEX (condoms). Reply:

#6: How often do you have STI/HIV check-ups? Reply:

#7: Are you Top or Bottom? (Please choose one or the other) Reply:

#8: How far will you travel (IN MILES) to an event? Reply:

#9: From where will you be travelling? Reply:

#10:Might you host an event? We do hope so! Reply:

RELIABLE PRIVATE VENUES URGENTLY REQUIRED ALL OVER UK TO HELP REDUCE THE WAITING LISTS

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*~VENUE - VENUE - VENUE - VENUE - VENUE - VENUE~*

We can't do this without you. We seek discreet, decent, private, clean houses, flats, basements (to accommodate 10++ guys or AS MANY AS POSSIBLE) in ALL parts of GB,NI,ROI. Invited numbers vary according to VENUE capacity. We stagger arrivals so we can get as many guys as possible through the door. Guys come and go according to inclination or the time they have available. NB - All decent respectful guys.

Please offer a rock-solid private VENUE for our friendly, decent, hot, well-mannered events. From long experience, we DO NOT use saunas, clubs, hotels, bars, Airbnb’s etc.

If you are kindly offering a VENUE we may ask to check it out or, if you prefer, you can send us pics or a walk-through video, exterior and interior. We usually arrange a voluntary doorman/welcomer, as hosts generally want to be busy elsewhere!

Understandably, we take a dim view when guys eagerly offer a VENUE, only to pull out, often at the very last minute! We plan our events carefully and do not want to disappoint those standing outside expecting to attend. Please think it through seriously BEFORE making the offer. If in doubt, PLEASE DON'T OFFER.

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Please don't expect us to enter into chats. We just don't have the time :-( Neither can we reply to requests for us to organise a solo event just for you!

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Dr*gs are not permitted inside any Venues. P*pprs are fine with us but consider their use carefully. ALL activity is AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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We DO NOT admit r*cists, dr*nks or dr*ggies. Arrive dr*nk or dr*gged and you will not be admitted!

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We do not provide accommodation.

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At the request of the majority, CD/TV's, while very welcome, should be in male mode. A provocative pair of undies is acceptable, but no more.

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We NEVER send out pics/details of our members/ guests. PHONES/CAMERAS or other recording devices are NOT allowed in our venues at the insistence of ALL. If you do have to bring one, it must be switched off and left in a sealed envelope (at your own risk) with the doorman.

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Total discretion and hygiene are priorities. Do we really have to spell 'hygiene'? No , puke, blood ever! Please arrive ready for action and bring your own towels, condoms, lube, tissues, wipes etc.

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Please bring your own food eg sandwiches; snacks; nibbles; plus beer/wine/0% lagers/soft drinks etc. NO SPIRITS EVER (we learnt that lesson many years ago!)

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There is currently NO admission charge to our events, but we can only operate if you are willing to make sensible donations ~ eg what you'd pay to get into a club/sauna etc. We do have considerable costs to cover! We lost our generous anon funding post lockdown :-( Students/Unwaged/Unemployed guys will generally be exempted if at all possible.

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On account of long experience, we now operate a “two strikes and you’re out” policy. Failing to turn up without notice or valid reason at an event YOU booked and YOU confirmed, means automatic removal from our lists, as you will be denying a space to a 'real' guy :-( Please inform us well in advance IF there’s a genuine reason why you can't attend. If you are the sort that just can't be arsed on the night, please DO NOT APPLY in the first place.

So ..... IF you really ARE interested, then please send us your completed 'copied + pasted' questionnaire (#1-#10) above*, with ALL replies filled in as a message before returning to us + clear body & face pics (deleted as soon as seen by us). While, alas, we don't have the time/resources for message ping-pong, chasing up omissions, we will do our best to answer genuine questions when and if we can. Our profile is long - yes! But that's because it really does contains ALL the answers :-)

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We held seven countrywide events last year, all DL and TOTALLY DISCREET, which is a priority for our guys. All of these have been in private homes. Alas, all too often those who do eagerly offer us suitable space get cold feet at the eleventh hour and pull out, leaving us to cancel and apologise! This means that too many of our events fall off the perch, and cost us dearly in terms of time and reputation :-( Please don't lead us up the garden path to a locked and barred door. Just DON'T OFFER in the first place!

NB - If you have applied correctly (#1-#10) and that was a while ago - WE NEED YOU TO UPDATE YOUR DETAILS asap ~ esp #2/#3/#4.

IF yours is a genuinely HOT profile - then feel free to apply CAREFULLY in accordance with our 'HOW TO APPLY' instructions above*. IF we agree with you, we will happily sign you up. BUT if you are NOT interested - PLEASE BLOCK US. That will be a great help & save us valuable time.

WINKS WINKS WINKS - If we wink you and you are already signed up, we are just keeping in touch OR we need you to update your application (esp #2/#3/#4) OR it's because you have been spotted by our team ;-)

PLEASE NOTE that VENUES which you kindly offer us are generally smaller than pre-covid so, even though we stagger arrivals, we are often unable to accommodate large numbers. That's why the waiting lists are long. We are doing our best with your help to secure larger venues (for 10/20+++?) but there may be a cost implication to this, such as a decent donation. We hope to continue not to charge students or the unwaged.

If you are not already on the list, we ask you to APPLY carefully - see above (#1-#10) - before we can consider you. Younger guys may need proof of age. We do now need to refresh our admin team to help to run all of this responsibly. (190326) (NB ~ The profile holder will remain the same)

ADMIN HELP - Now that, post covid, we are no longer sponsored by generous anon guys (to whom huge thanks), we run this long-established group with a fluctuating small number of volunteers. We are seeking extra volunteers (eg we do need SPREADSHEET ADMINISTRATORS + VENUE CO-ORDINATORS) who might kindly offer a reasonable amount of time and commitment to help us, all over the UK + NI + ROI. Message us to chat through what you might kindly be able to offer. Everyone will be most grateful.

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PS - IF you are not on our list and are genuinely keen, please apply asap : See 'How to Apply' above. Please COPY and PASTE #1-#10 and then fill in the often one word replies. Our auto system rejects incomplete replies :-(

FAQ ~ Please read our profile - ALL answers to ALL questions are there.

Best wishes to all members, past and present - LPB (190226)

MMM DL Grp est 30+yrs (18-fit50's)-meets all over GB NI ROI. VENUES needed. Seeking NEW ADMIN team. Profile ownership unaffected. Please read profile.

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