FabSwingers.com: Louise (44) & () , Couple in UK, South West, UK

Guys- A hint- if you want a female to take you serious, get a verification or two, and for the love of God, put a profile pic up, ideally not of your cock. Also- multiple dick pics in the loo are NOT sexy!!

There is every chance I have deleted your recent friend request because of this- please friend again when you have this in place if you want to.

I am not being a “bitch” but the only safeguard a woman has to use on here are verifications and of course mtg in a neutral place.

Rant over haha- really I am usually quite chilled.

Travel dates:

Grantham 21/22rd May

St Neots- 23rd May- May go VA?

Manchester City centre week of 23rd May

SO ABOUT L (after her little moan after 350 messages!!)

Establishing a single profile apart from our married profile, we like the idea of L mtg single men and woman when she travels for work and sometimes we want to arrange things our friends in the lifestyle are not privy too.

Mr SL will occasionally write a status so that will be why sometimes it swaps from me/I to she…

Mrs SL:

I do not have a set idea of who I like but I know what I don’t like:

People who are not clean

not well groomed

pushy

arrogant

flaky

smokers

I do not always have time to respond to all messages nor have In-depth on-going conversations, if I message back that means I am interested and when I have the opportunity I may reach out and see if you are still interested.

I am not comfortable with massive cocks- sadly they leave me too sore and I can’t control myself when I am horny.

Husband suggested setting this profile up- we are in this together and he knows everything I do.

Send a friend request if you like what you see, I am accepting friend requests from men who peak my interest, I will not accept requests from bi-men, men with no verifications, if you have no profile picture, have extra large cocks (sorry I can’t take them), or if you just don’t take my fancy- sorry but we are all grown ups, can’t fancy everyone!! Then I will scoot on by.

When you message please put “gin and tonic” in your message so I know you have read and understand what I am looking for.

I will update via a status when I am available for a meet.

Just to set some boundaries- I am not going to be in here all day, every day.

I have a busy, hectic full time job, a nuts social life and a family, I am not interested in a friendship or relationship. I just want some extra spice when it is convenient for me when I am travelling.

I will block anyone who gets stroppy or pushy with absolutely no hesitation.

I am NOT a princess (well unless it’s a pillow one) but I do not have the energy for childish behaviour. We are all grown ups, on here for fun.

Looking forward to some fun.

Reasons so far I have blocked people: not read the profile, no veris or photos, calls me hun or darlin (puke), messaging excessively, not respecting I meet if and when I can due to real life commitments, has a massive dick as stated in profile I can’t tolerate them, a lot older than me…

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