FabSwingers.com: Louise (44) & () , Couple in UK, South West, UK

Guys- A hint- if you want a female to take you serious, get a verification or two, and for the love of God, put a profile pic up, ideally not of your cock. Also- multiple dick pics in the loo are NOT sexy!!

There is every chance I have deleted your recent friend request because of this- please friend again when you have this in place if you want to.

I am not being a “bitch” but the only safeguard a woman has to use on here are verifications and of course mtg in a neutral place.

Rant over haha- really I am usually quite chilled.

SO ABOUT L (after her little moan after 350 messages!!)

Establishing a single profile apart from our married profile, we like the idea of L mtg single men when she travels for work and sometimes we want to arrange things our friends in the lifestyle are not privy too.

Mr SL will occasionally write a status so that will be why sometimes it swaps from me/I to she…

Hoping to set up a gang bang for L soon - watch this space….

Mrs SL:

I do not have a set idea of who I like but I know what I don’t like:

…. men who are not clean, well groomed, pushy, arrogant and flaky.

I do not always have time to respond to all messages nor have In-depth on-going conversations, if I message back that means I am interested and when I have the opportunity I may reach out and see if you are still interested.

I am not comfortable with massive cocks- sadly they leave me too sore and I can’t control myself when I am horny.

Husband suggested setting this profile up- we are in this together and he knows everything I do.

Send a friend request if you like what you see, I am accepting friend requests from men who peak my interest, I will not accept requests from bi-men, men with no verifications, if you have no profile picture, have extra large cocks (sorry I can’t take them), or if you just don’t take my fancy- sorry but we are all grown ups, can’t fancy everyone!! Then I will scoot on by.

When you message put “gin and tonic” in your message so I know you have read and understand what I am looking for.

I will update via a status when I am available for a social/ meet or even a gangbang.

Just to set some boundaries- I am not going to be in here all day, every day.

I have a busy, hectic full time job, a nuts social life and a family, I am not interested in a friendship or relationship. I just want some extra spice when it is convenient for me when I am travelling.

I will block anyone who gets stroppy or pushy with absolutely no hesitation. I am NOT a princess (well unless it’s a pillow one) but I do not have the energy for childish behaviour. We are all grown ups, on here for fun.

Looking forward to some fun.

Reasons so far I have blocked people: not read the profile, no veris or photos, calls me hun or darlin (puke), messaging excessively, not respecting I meet if and when I can due to real life commitments, calls me hun/ babe or darlin - I cannot stand it makes me want to vomit hence why it’s on here twice, has a massive dick as stated in profile I cannot tolerate them, generally revolting I.e want pee or poo play, a lot older than me… I will keep adding

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