FabSwingers.com: L (51) , Woman in Basildon, South East, UK

Been here before

Got bored of being asked ‘you up to much’! Puke - and the constant BS that was coming thick and fast l, whist my ‘CUMs’ were become fewer and further between each one!

Not Looking for a finger/grope or to suck you off in mine or your car - I’d like an upgrade from that scene.

Ideally I’ll only be messaged by handsome grown up men with their own home and haven’t got a wife hiding in the wardrobe or a mother in the attic.

I’m aware I’m possibly asking for a lot here boys - but I just don’t have time for wasters or wankers - happy to do the wanking FOR the right man.

Maybe you like to eat, dance, chat, drink wine and you’d like a fun lady to share that with? I’m all ears..Talk to me!

I’ve definitely been guilty at wasting my valuable time being ‘too nice’ so this time I won’t be replying unless you spark my interest in some way. But - don’t assume the conversation will continue if I feel you’re not on my level mentally, like I said, I just don’t have a min to waste on small talk - or small penises either, if I’m totally honest.

If you read this and are questioning whether you’re man enough for this bitch - probably best not to message me, to be on the safe side xx

Not interested in poor, small minded mummies boys or married men who sleep on the sofa - yeah right, that ole chesnut - Bore off!

Please note - I don’t take it up the arse - and I don’t take shit from anyone either,

While we’re on that subject - told you I was funny right!!??

I also don’t take myself too seriously mainly back here to look at Willys - God I’ve missed those Willy pics!

Just want a laugh and maybe be treated like a lady for a change - that can quite easily turn me very ‘ unlady like’ wink wink xx

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