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Man in Dundalk, Louth, Ireland
Joined: 2 weeks ago
Last on: 8 hours ago

Tuesday... Anyone else just measuring time from one existential crisis to the next or is that just the anxiety talking?

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Larethi0n

34 years old
Straight

6'2"  188cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams
Hello there.

I think when people say fun on this site they mean sex ...unconfirmed?

Beardy ENM swinger and kink lover. Creative professional in vanilla land. So if y'all need a new profile pic. I'll sort you out.

At this stage just here for the titties.

What do I bring to the table? Glad you asked. Proficient in anxiety, existential dread, unsolicited tomfoolery, snacking and girl bossing my way through any crisis.

I can't possibly take this place as serious as some. We all know why we're here.

If you wanna explore some kinky shit together cool. If not I'm full of really useless facts I can DM them to you periodically. Like an absurd beardy Alexa.

Speaking of facts, we get our kinks from our parents.

Peace, love, and may you never lose the glass thing that spins your dishes in the microwave. I lost mine, it's changed me forever. X