FabSwingers.com: Jane (45) , Woman in Wakefield, North East, UK

45, average size and looks. Pictures when messaging.

I’ve been on and off Fab for about 10 years (usually disappearing when I’m in relationships or having a bit of me time ). I’m pretty vanilla and I don’t need someone to please me. Really not bothered about men going down on me. Or me going down on them. I just like a good fuck. Women on the other hand I’m open to exploring…..

I'd like to meet people I actually enjoy spending time with for movie dates, F1 Sundays, nerdy marathons (Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Marvel), and sarcastic commentary over brilliantly terrible B-movies on an as when available basis.

I have a dry sense of humour and appreciate people who don’t take themselves seriously. If we can laugh together and build chemistry naturally, that’s the sweet spot. Think boyfriend energy without the commitment. Fun and drama-free.

I’m open to poly/non-exclusive dynamics, but kindness, honesty, communication and emotional maturity are non-negotiable.

I’m open-minded in how I live my life, but I’m not open-minded about intolerance. Kindness matters to me. If you’re homophobic, transphobic or racist — or if you don’t have respect and understanding for everyone, or have even slightly right wing views — we won’t be compatible.

Also, photos taken in public toilets.. I don't care how good you look but please do better.

If you've got this far in the message and have taken what I’ve said tongue in cheek but also sincerity then well done. We will likely get along and I look forward to finding out more about you.

**please don't be offended if I don't reply. We all know the score on here. Women get a lot of messages and it's not feasible to reply to everyone, even for a polite 'hi, thanks for messaging'. But don't let that put you off messaging me or anyone else **

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