FabSwingers.com: TILF (39) , TV/TS in London, Greater London, UK

Thank you for checking me out. If you’re what I’m looking for, I’ll get back to you. If I don’t reply, please take it as a polite “no, thank you.”

If we have been chatting and I suddenly disappear, it is probably because I've lost our message thread in my bursting inbox.

I ONLY arrange meets after we’ve verified each other on cam. Too many catfish and people using old photos on here, so is important we verify that we both look like our pictures. I have no problem going on cam myself, so please be on the same page.

THE IMPORTANT STUFF FIRST:

SQUIRTING LADYBOY WITH A PEACHY BUM LOOKING FOR TOPS IN LONDON (18-35 ONLY).

• Face pic required—no pic, no reply. I’m not looking for a blind date.

• WhatsApp only—no Kik, Snap, Telegram, or Morse code.

• I would expect your number before giving out my address—if that’s going to be an issue, no need to read on.

• Very anti-drugs & strictly safe sex only—not into bareback, “party” scenes, or any of that crap. If you are, please jog on.

• Passive, submissive, and vulgar men will be deleted instantly.

• No chubby guys pretending to be rugby—I put my hours in at the gym and expect my lovers to do the same.

Too many men use 10-year-old pics on here, so I will always ask to cam verify before arranging a meet.

IN THE BEDROOM:

• I enjoy oral both ways, but it’s no big deal if you don’t want to suck or touch my dick.

• I live as a female full-time and rarely top—I find it too masculine.

• Active, well-hung guys who love to rim will straight to the front of the queue!

• Not into cross-dressers or HPWs. I like my men masculine and there’s only one girl in bed, and that’s me!

• Not keen on big bushy beards—for hygiene, aesthetic, and allergy reasons. Beard burn is real. Ask any girl.

Now, onto my main profile… if you still have the energy to read on!

I’m a pre-op trans woman living in London, born in Asia and raised in the UK. Sexy, classy, stylish, solvent and highly sexual.

I’m looking for fit, sexy guys (18-35)—lean, toned, not overweight or overly muscular. I’m educated, articulate, and expect you to hold a decent conversation.

I can genuinely squirt when I receive anal—I’ve been known to drench a guy and soak the bed. You may have seen it in porn, but watching a ladyboy spray from her hard cock while riding yours is something to be seen to be believed. Definitely one for the bucket list.

I love being rimmed, and it’s the most important part of foreplay for me. I’m fastidiously clean and was taught by a pornstar how to prepare for anal. Yes, seriously.

VERY IMPORTANT:

Once I decide I’d like to meet you, I expect to swap numbers so we can arrange over the phone. If you’re not comfortable with that, don’t waste both our time with endless back-and-forth messages. If I’m giving you my address, it’s only fair I have your number.

I’m not into excessively hairy men—stubble or a well-kept beard is fine, but I don’t enjoy the sensation of a bushy chin curtain scouring my lips or bum. It literally gives me a rash, and if I want to exfoliate, I’ll use a loofah.

Please don’t send me photos of your gaping anus like Bonnie Blue—it’s off-putting and not very straight, is it? Also, no headless cock pics—I know what a dick looks like, no matter how impressive you think yours is, I’d rather see your face first.

SAFE SEX ONLY.

If you ask for bareback, you’re more likely to get a lecture than a meet. I’m regularly tested through SHL (Google it), and if you’re on this site, you should be too.

I’m VERY anti-drugs, so if you go to chemsex parties, move along to the next STD-ridden skank who’ll bareback with you and ten other guys while you’re high on whatever shit you take. HIV is not the only STI you can catch so don't fool yourself.

If someone says they’re on PreP, it means they’re having unprotected sex with multiple partners. Sure, they might not give you HIV, but there’s a whole host of other STIs they can serve you on a platter. Keep that within your sad little community. Sorry for the rant, but some people are far too casual about sexual health.

As you can see from my pics, I’m always dressed to thrill for a hookup. No need to ask what I’ll be wearing. Nothing is more off-putting than a guy requesting outfits—if that’s what you want, go pay someone and request all you like.

If we arrange a date and you flake last minute, let me know. There’s no excuse for bad manners, even if it’s just a hookup.

DISCREET NSA FUN ONLY.

I’m in a very happy, honest, ENM (ethically non-monogamous) relationship, so I’m not looking for anything more than fun on the side. I expect discretion, and I give the same in return.

Also, stop deleting my number out of guilt after we fuck. “I got a new phone” is a tired excuse. If you want to shag a trans girl, own it like a man. I’m too fabulous to be anyone’s dirty little secret.

If you like what you see and think you fit what I’m looking for, get in touch—you won’t regret it. I’m highly sexed and very sexual.

I’m also a Shibari enthusiast—always looking for fit bodies to practice my rope skills on.

I genuinely meet, and my verifications prove it. I’m a trans woman who knows what she wants, and you’ll be in for the ride of your life!

Well done for reaching the end of my TED TALK—mention this when messaging, and you can come and claim your prize! Xxx

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