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Sit on my face and smack my balls with a spatula.


Man in Stallingborough, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 14 hours ago

yesterday... Imagine being that poor BT guy with the call in nunsthorpe Monday and seeing that beast is waiting for you with intent. Terrifying.

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

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42 years old
Straight

5'11"  180cm
Athletic
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Single, working, dominant, sigma male. Looking for uncomplicated meets with women.

Don’t get offended if I message a simple “hi” at first. It’s really impossible to make up an original opener for every lady when the reply rate is less than 20%. That being said, I’m absolutely fine with my message getting deleted. So, if you reply, I promise it gets better from there. Might even make you laugh. But remember, takes two to tango.

I’ve been off here for a few months with a chronic case of heartbreak. Back in Swansea now and back in the dating pool.

Definitely not vanilla, pretty filthy compared to a lot of men I’m told. Guess I just like to enjoy sex, and I do.