FabSwingers.com: K (41) & I (45) , Couple in Fife, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Newcastle, Dundee, Scotland, UK

York December 6-8th 2024

Welcome :-)

First off we both run this profile, which means we will both be online throughout the day.

Please read everything before messaging x

Random friend requests will not be entertained. The only way you can be on our friends list is by having met us or spoken on cam via wattsapp

Males it will be Mrs that responds to you. Mr can see all messages so be respectful at all times. We do not suffer fools lightly. Please don’t ask to meet if you are a blank profile…on what world that actually works is a mystery.

And we understand how hard men get it on here but please try and read this all the way to the end so save disappointment.

Couples & females we both look into the profiles and mr will look to make sure you are who you say you are before messaging. We like to see faces early so we can decide if you are for us..attraction is an absolute must. So if you can’t or won’t show your face then please pass us by.. Our faces are on show so we are assuming you already like what you see or you wouldn’t have messaged.

Far too many fakes ruin the fun for everyone. (Ignore this if you are well verified)

Mr is a dab hand at spotting fakes and catfish! He will suss you out very soon into the conversation.

We are massively flattered that younger people are winking and messaging us but We won’t meet under 30 no matter how attractive you are. This is our preference, please respect it. X

We are a Fife based very happily married FULL SWAP couple. We have Been together a long time and we will be together a lot longer! You will find we shift our radar about a good bit and generally where we next plan to visit. So if we pop up in the radar and you look at our profile and like what you see then send us a message. We do try to respond to absolutely everyone, but sometimes please understand we can’t respond to everyone and we prioritize those that are verified and actually have pictures. If we were chatting and have not responded please send another message to refresh there is a chance it might have got lost down the line.

We are here for a good time. So unless we are both 100% sure on meeting you it won’t happen. Attraction is a must for us as we stated before. That doesn’t mean that you are not attractive, it just means you are not our type. We do try to take it at photo value and understand we all have good and bad pictures so if the initial picture swap is good we will take it to a social or cam chat. This also helps out the fakes. We use whatsapp for this.

We don’t need to say why we are not wanting to meet you and we wouldn’t expect you to explain why if you knocked us back either. It happens we can’t be for everyone and neither can you.

We are all big boys and girls so take it on the chin and get up and back out there!

We aren’t rude so if we saw you out in the pub or party we would still chat away quite happily.

We love the social side (sometimes a little too much) . We have been known to get carried away with the social side due to the laugh we are all having.

We are happy to have nights away. We can’t meet at the drop of a hat so if you're after a quick session then sorry we are not for you. We are willing to travel and have been known to go south of the wall. If we are meeting anyone at great distance then meeting halfway would be ideal.

As for our likes…

Both of us like repeat sessions…this means we want to find people to play with regularly. Females, couples and males.

WE LOVE LONG SESSIONS! So stamina is a must. We are not into wham bam see you later. We like to take our time and make sure everyone is involved and smiling!

My tastes (mrs) are preferably viking types. Long hair,tattooed ,nose piercings , tall and built to the front of the queue, this is a preference not a deal breaker. you don’t need to be ripped, just not skinny and most definitely not have thinner legs than me.

Tattoos yes

Beards yes

Bald no but sometimes exceptions can be made if you are what I’m looking for in other areas.

If you ve got decent chat confidence in the bedroom come say hi, I don’t like to instruct or the gentle touch.

Dvp is huge for me

Rough also amazing.choking, slapping,belts whips all good too,

For you sexy bi ladies I like brunette tattoos, piercings and curves and more submissive females. I love my bi side ;-)

(mr) red and dark haired women are my preference, and I love tattoos. Strong legs and a juicy ass are my weakness, I can touch my wife’s ass all day long and never tire.

Tattoos, dark skin, pale skin it doesn’t matter. Chemistry is a big thing for myself and I have an attraction to good natured funny people that love to laugh. And of course if you have a very filthy nature then don’t be shy in saying.

I don’t cum fast so if that has a tendency to dent your pride then please move on. I will cum when he is good and ready. That doesn’t mean you are not good between the sheets, it just means I’m having fun :-) why rush. And reloading is not an issue either.

I have a beard and understandably that is not for everyone so if it’s not your thing…again please pass us by as it doesn't fall off before a night of filth. Plenty of pictures of me on here so have a good look.

We can meet alone but understand that this is not something that is priority for us as we love to do this together and it’s only done if the trust is there with the other/others

Respect towards us as a couple must be given at all times. Any sneaky messaging or one upmanship will not be tolerated in the slightest and you will be blocked and deleted fully. This is 100% non negotiable!

If you know us outside of the fab world then well done, but please remember to keep it to yourself, you are here too ;-)

Have a good time regardless of if we meet x

I&K

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