FabSwingers.com: Kelli (44) , TV/TS in london, Greater London, UK

So was told by an absolute stunner that I should make more of on effort on this bit. So here goes!

This is not my first time around, but I’ve not been back long so please, be kind, at least to begin with.

Still taking baby steps, but through the help of some kind and sexy people have at least got a bit further through this journey. It’s been, ahem, fun…

Refining what I’m looking for as I go along, and while there is not set ‘type’ physically, being able to engage in conversation is a character trait I find delicious. Unless you’re a stunning gurl in boots, then you don’t need to say a word.

Can’t meet ‘now’ so save yourself the calories (boys!)

But do come and say ‘Hi…’ I’m quite nice.

This comes with a caveat, and I feel like I’m echoing soooo many of my sisterhood on here… Boys, and it is ALWAYS boys, it’s lovely that you click on my moosh and chemicals start rushing around you and instinctively you press ‘message’, add a pic of your dick, and quickly type ‘Lking for fun?’.

I’m pleased that I encourage some form of reaction from deep within you.

But if you would like to get more of a reaction than an eye roll, a sigh, and me moving on to the next message then actually try and read this bit. It takes about 2 minutes and there are vital clues within this that might mean you get a reply and, heaven forbid, it may not be a catty, sarcasm laced salvo.

I’m not a hater, far from it, just please make a teeny, tiny bit of effort and it will be rewarded. That’s the deal.

So I’m gonna be abroad for all of August, looking forward to hopefully a busy September! So no (boys… oh boy…) I can’t ‘Meet now’ until at least then, and even after, it’s unlikely. See the ‘saving calories’ bit above.

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Kelli XxX

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