FabSwingers.com: Teacup Sierra Ta (55) , Man in North East Scotland , Scotland, UK

If you are looking for a bad boy then look no further; I am bad at everything.

The last time I was somebody's type was when I was donating blood.

Straightforward, uncomplicated guy with a modicum of humour.

I sexually identify as a Microwave meal as I am done in 2 minutes, look nothing like my picture and I am oy satisfying enough for you when you are desperate.

I am after meeting up with one or two regular people;females and couples, for some light hearted, sexual enjoyment. I do travel around the country with work and am regularly in Paisley and Fareham, hark at me all cosmopolitan!

Chilled and down to earth human, with a good sense of humour (if I don't say so myself).

Happy, sweary & looking for regular fun with good social meets too!

I'm very open minded, in fact too open minded to be honest as I like learning about different kinks and fetishes people have; no judgements here as you can't help what you like.

On a scale Of 1-10, with vanilla being 0 & the devil being 10, I'd say I'm a 6.25 but always looking for those who can push the boundaries and show me new levels of deviance Haha.

I do like all the passionate, sensual stuff too; the intimacy, cuddling, touching as it's nice to lose an afternoon in someones company and bed, shower or kitchen.

Over the years I have made some firm friends on this site and these friends pop up from time to time, as like the rest of us, life tends to get in the way but it is good to have people who can laugh at themselves, the situations and just because we can.

Ideally we could meet up to explore all of those categories on Xhamster that you only look at when you are in bed at 2307 and you are a bit curious!!!! It is supposed to be fun but even better if trust is involved and we can discuss stuff as

I am looking for new experiences and memories to bring a smile to my face in the future. I really am not looking to chase endless new conquests.

I accommodate those I trust and I was previously verified so give me a shout and most things go from vanilla to kink.

Just for fun, if you read this far and want to get in touch put ‘doggy style’ in heading.

I pride myself on trying to look my best and while not quite the gym body of my yesteryears, I do make the effort to present a clean, pleasantly, fragrant and well groomed appearance.

As a guy, I am well aware that the sheer overwhelming number of us on this site means that there’s a sort of fatigue that can overwhelm viewers of these profiles. It can be really difficult to get across ones integrity when trying to make an initial contact and I hope the relative brevity of my profile does not reflect poorly and to all of those nubile, slender, sexy 23 years old women in yoga pants; can you stop with the incessant requests to perform oral sex, it is annoying.

Anyone who takes the time to look or read this far will recognise that I am genuine and can be a trusted, respectful acquaintance.

Well that’s it for intro, one has to put something... I hope that if I interest you, you will let me know and we can take things forward at a pace that suits.

Look forward to hearing from you.

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