FabSwingers.com: Kris (34) , TV/TS in Newcastle Upon Tyne, North East, UK

Guys I get flooded with messages on here, don’t let that stop you from getting in touch however.. I’m just letting you know, If it takes a little while for me to reply.. I’m not ignoring anyone, it’s just taking a little while to respond to everyone. — I didn’t mean for that to sound like I’m tooting my own flute.. it genuinely just takes a minute for me to wade through them!

I’m also not desperate, short of offers or here to be disrespected, so please don’t think “Hello you dirty little slut” as your opening line is going to make me jump up, drop whatever I’m doing and hop straight on to your dick. I mean, you’re probably not even going to get a response with a message like that.. no hello and do you genuinely think that anyone would remotely be turned on or interested if you’re thinking calling them a dirty little slut is remotely acceptable or more of a priority for you than even just saying hello?! Seriously. — it’s rude, I’m not dirty.

I am a human, women are humans, men are humans, trans guys and girls are human... everyone has feelings, no one is an object... so don’t act like fucking little bitch.

— Now that’s out of the way.. I’m actually really sweet, approachable, considerate.. a little (a lot) high maintenance and a bit of a princess (allegedly, hah!) and admittedly completely clumsy and completely “blonde”. At least I’m honest!? - I’ll keep you on your toes and you’ll definitely be hurting from laughing(probably at me, not with me) guaranteed. - that’s got to be better than me being completely beige and boring you straight to sleep!

Kik: kriscostellxd

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