FabSwingers.com: T.J (44) , Woman in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK

Quit with the dick pics guys!!!! Trust me, if I want a dick pic, i'll most definitely ask for one!!! There is literally some lovely, genuine, respectful guys on here. But a majority are just pushy, ignorant, arrogant, brats!!! All about the the dickarama!!! And for those of you that fall into the latter category... Go stick an ice cube up your arse and slide the fuck on! Or a bar of soap up your arse and slide over a rainbow backwards.Feel free to bang ur wang into someone elses private messages while rockin out with your cock out!!!!

Also, see that ballix when a male messages and says "Meet"... "Are u horny do u want to fuck now"?.. Yo Dicklips... I may not wear knickers, but it doesnt mean i throw the vangina out like a road gritter throws out road grit on the big freeze!

P.S... if she can play piano at up tempo tunes, then she is gona give u the best wank of ur life!!!! Hand, wrist and forearm trained, to the highest standard. No wankers cramp when them Mothafukas can tinkle double quick on the good aul ivories!!!

Nope, dont ask me, i aint no wankadog ivory tinkler!!

Edit:- Piano Grade 8 qualified, tinkling on the ivories with bare feet only accepted.

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