Hi my name is Jon and I live on the outskirts of Colchester.
I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...
During the day, I am an IT Consultant, my day consists of feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs of Jeremy Kyle while sipping on a pint of Guiness. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the UK champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of burnt toast in the morning (part of a complete breakfast!)
You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you have over eight years of experience as a mechanic).
On our first meet, I'll fly you to Paris on my private jet, where we'll watch Ed Sheeran perform live in concert. After the show, I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St. Tropez, just in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water. Or if that doesn't excite you, we could just grab coffee.