FabSwingers.com: Joanna (68) , TV/TS in Shoreham by Sea, South East, UK

I am a mature, smart sort of person. Average to good build and not unconvincing when I take the time! Brown eyes and blond hair - at the moment!

I just love being girly and dressing fully - I go out dressed - more and more! I am happy to meet and I just love travelling dressed! I have been a TV all my life and I am only truly at peace in heels and stockings!

I am a professional person - non smoker who will give complete discretion and expects the same in return. I don`t want deep and meaningful relationships, but I do want and expect to like the person I am with and enjoy their company. I would love to go out more as Joanna... I am gaining confidence and pass-ability all the time... If a nice man fancies taking me out for a light bite and a glass of wine at lunch. Mmmmm heaven!!! I am sure I could find a way to say thank you...

The girlier you treat me - the more I purr.....I just feel more comfortable en-femme.

Please feel free to chat but if you do - then please do that! BUT – I do not take kindly to be harassed/stalked or whatever. In my book no means no and people who don’t understand that end up on my growing blocked list!

Oh - and one more thing - if you call me to chat; please do that! Chat up lines like 'Wot u wering' (sic) terrible spellings and text speak messages will be ignored/blocked. Indeed anyone who asks me the question "What are you wearing" is likely to be blocked!!! You have been warned! Please believe this, my blocked list grows all the time! Also a pet hate; one word messages like 'Hey'. Please - get a vocabulary.

I am more than happy to get messages, but mis-spelt, crude one liners will get dumped. I have tried to write a half-decent profile; if you want to meet me - at least try too!

Oh, my other thing is I HATE words like 'slut', 'b*tch', 'wh**e, and all that stuff. I know it turns some men on but it TOTALLY turns me off! Be warned if you say you want to f*** me on the first few message you stand a good chance of being blocked! Also if you are rude/aggressive, I will block you. That is a promise!

Whilst on rants, I also intensely dislike sweeping generalisations which are so often used as the basis for irrational prejudice verging into racism/sexism/Europhobia!

BTW Skype address is joanna_brighton23 - I am on - sometimes!

Rule 1: Do not text/whatsapp/phone/webcam call me cold and without being asked. THIS IS A KEY RULE - Break it and once and join the growing list of men who think with their dicks and not their brains.

Rule 2: please don't send me crude and offensive messages about what you would like to do to me.

If you said that sort of thing to a real girl you'd get a deserved kick in the balls - so why say it to me!

Rule 3: Break rule 1 or rule 2 - be added to my growing block list.

Rule 4: Timewasters who just pretend to meet while they jerk off are easily spotted and will be ruthlessly blocked.

Love ya (ironic!)

Jo XXX

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