FabSwingers.com: JJ (38) , Woman in Grimsby , East Midlands, UK

This was my bio on my last profile, of a similar name. I need to remind yous, I am a BIG girl!!!

Nice new update to remind you cunts who is boss!!

Me, I’m boss!!

I am a BIG girl, all over, ain’t nothing skinny on me! You don’t like big, fuck off… ;-)

This is my little happy place, I tell you what I want & ‘hopefully’ one of you sexy bastards, give me it!!

First and foremost, my name is NOT darl, hun or similar! You can call be JJ, BBW, babs etc.

If you’re hoping for a reply from me PLEASE send me a face picture. (this is a must, my fat face is plastered all over my page!)

Say more than “suck my dick” “my cocks gagging for you” or “I’m free now, open your door I’m on my way”. The answer will be either something cocky in return, your message deleted or a simple ‘nah pal’.

For reasons I’m unsure of, my inbox is full, I try and reply to them all and at least politely say no thank you, but it’s not always that easy. Constantly messaging me any of the following is annoying as hell and I’ll just block you..

When’s it my turn.

Hello, my dicks the best on this site.

You’re all talk.

Answer me.

????????

I can make you cum so fast.

Try me…

This is for the guys who call me FAT and comment that men only want to sleep with me because I’m easy.. I hope you have an amazing day!

We all have standards/rules and we all should respect each other’s.. These are some of mine.

If you’re not going to come, communicate with me you’re not, I don’t need a life story, just a simple‘ I can’t make it, sorry’

Hygiene is a must, if you’re not prepared to wash and brush your teeth, then don’t message me.

Short nails. This is non negotiable!

Don’t come off your face on drugs or pissed up. I want a hard dick with a sober man!

Safe sex only..

I don’t want ! In any of my holes thanks! Fist your own shit box!

Stop asking if I’ll sleep with you because you’re black or Asian or young/old!! I enjoy a good vibe, talk your way into my bed!!

I don’t want to hear you’re in your sister’s underwear or your mum caught you wanking. Not my kinda kink!

Now the fun bit..

I want different things on different days so best to see my statuses, not come here and play pick n mix!

I love a quick and easy fuck, you walk in spit on my cunt, fuck me, cum all over me and go. If you could come in, fuck me without saying a word, that’d be grand babs, thanks!!

I’m up for meeting and sucking your cock.

The two above scenarios are completely different, stop confusing the two lol

I am a natural born giver, I love to suck cock. I do it how I like it and I get a lot of enjoyment from it. If you don’t like how I do it, then go somewhere else! Be prepared to have the shittest bj of your life! Haha

I want a full body massage, hands all over me. Touching and teasing me. Feeling all my lumps and bumps.. I’m desperate for this infact

I love to use lube..

I’m happy for us to take pictures and videos, on my phone only and I’ll send them over. I care about how I look in them.. lol

I am 100% natural. I have lumps, bumps, stretch marks and scars too. I also have psoriasis which will sometimes be noticeable. If any of this puts you off.. then off you fuck.

My tits are 40JJ. They’re real.

I’m on here to have MY fun as much as you and others are, let’s not be knobheads to each other.x

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