FabSwingers.com: Jiggly (41) , Woman in Newport Pagnell, South East, UK

Hello Fabbers!

I'm in Newport Pagnell Buckinghamshire NOT Newport Wales! (Sigh)

I've been here before, met some plonkers but also met some really great people who I now call my friends!

I'm all about quality not quantity. I am here to enjoy myself, I am in no way desperate for sex. Some of you are pests! Stop it! Don't spoil it for the good guys!!

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Send a face pic with your message. I will not reply if I can't see what you look like. I will also need reminding quite often because my memory is worse than Dory's.

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Keep messaging or throw abuse at me if I don't reply. If I don't reply it's either because you are too far away or not what I am looking for.

We can't be everyone's cup of tea. Be a grown up and accept it as a polite 'no thanks' :)

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Send me a long novel describing how you are going to infiltrate all my holes up against my greenhouse door with your throbbing manhood or whatever 50 shades crap you think you are good at spewing out. It doesn't turn me on so I probably won't read past the first line. *Feel free to do me up against the greenhouse just don't write a story about it first. *I don't actually have a greenhouse* *Where can I buy a sturdy greenhouse?! *THIS IS A JOKE, I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT A GREENHOUSE SO STOP TRYING TO SELL ME ONE.

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Ask me to meet now. I have a life. My vagina doesn't rule my world. *It tries. We fight about this all the time.

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Be nice, make conversation and try and make me laugh. I'm sucker for a good personality. Literally.

Just want to say that a few of my verifications are from guys I have met over the years. I haven't squeezed that many guys in this time round.

That's the admin done.

Thanks and have (safe) fun.

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