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Man in South West, South West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

J

36 years old
Straight

6'0"  183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports, Webcams
Truth for the new account… met someone, deleted account, realised one of us was a knob, probably me, came back.

Sydney university have full consent to post pictures of my cock all over the internet but I expect commission!

Why am I here? Because it’s addictive! Always up for a good chat and long walks on the beach, poetry and pottery are my pastimes. I’m a gentle human and love a deep connection. I often chat absolute shit as you can see above as an example.

No time for bullshit or time wasting, we’re all here for the same end result but fuck yes I do love a decent flirt, chat and a laugh amongst the tease too.

Mostly in Dorset but also in Bristol (work/home balance is shockingly shit)

Terrible sense of humour and a sarcastic twat!

Sociable with anyone and everyone, exploring/experimenting life.

I’m sure I could type more but I’m boring myself already.