FabSwingers.com: Jelly-belly-baby (55) , Woman in Sutton-in-Ashfield , East Midlands, UK

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Let's see who can actually fucking read lol

1... no face pics no reply

2... far away ..don't message me ffs

3.. don't ask for my socials straight away

4... if ya have no chat or banter..

go away

5.. happy fabbing

Anyway here we go again

Hey jelly belly here you can probs guess I'm a super plus sized bowl a jelly lol

I'm brutally honest I do have most of my teeth missing. This does not mean I'm desperate in anyway , I'm 54 I have wrinkles n saggy tits that's life lol.. I may be a 2 but I can pull a 10 fook it aim high

I'm down to earth , swear so I'm no lady either

BUT ....

I'm hilarious, brutally honest

I don't need to see ya weiner they all do same job , I'm not a size queen , I'm also loving kind & caring , I have a big heart but with that comes the mentally unstable psycho wild card lol

It's not all about sex for me I love a good connection, I've got some fab mates who I've never even met on here .

A dick pic with "I'm gonna foook you"

is a no ya definitely not gonna be babs sorry

If your hilarious with tattoos

A beard n dad bod that's a flex lol

Know this is a sex site but I'll do who I want n when I'm not a peice a meat ...

If you've got this far well done baby lol

I'm also up for a friendship type thing no sex just cuddles movie nights n food

We all get lonely n sometimes need a guy / girl to snuggle

Don't go on my vids or verifications I'm not in a box I'm into lots a stuff so ask me

Anyways I'm sure I've bored ya to death now or put ya off .that's fine at least I'm a cunt a bit feral but an honest lass xxxx

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