FabSwingers.com: TJ (55) , Woman in Plymouth , South West, UK

I’ve been here before. Older (FFS!), wiser (obviously), and with absolutely no patience left for nonsense.

I’m about good vibes, great conversation and genuine connection. Attraction matters, but if you can’t stimulate my mind, you’re not getting anywhere else. Chemistry is non-negotiable. Confidence counts. Kiss me like you mean it. A FWB would be ideal.

Low effort messages like Hey, Hi, WUU2 and FAF will be deleted without ceremony. If you can’t be bothered, neither can I.

FAQ - (to save us both time)

I’m fine

Yes, my weekend was good

No, I don’t meet married or attached men unless their partner is fully aware

I don’t do requests

No, I don’t want to watch you wank on camera. No, you can’t persuade me. This includes tributes

I do not have used knickers for sale

I’m never “free now” - not this afternoon, not this evening. Please don’t ask!

Friend request without a conversation first? Absolutely not. The cheek.

If you’re not actually local, don’t message. Let’s be honest - we’re not meeting, and I’m done entertaining the “I’d happily travel” fantasy.

Apologies if I sound blunt and to the point but exasperation has that affect. I’m actually quite good fun!

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