FabSwingers.com: Jake (48) , Man in Dudley , West Midlands, UK

Well hello there....hope you are having a great day ??

Name - Jake

Age - 48

Status - Single

Living status - (Breaks into song) All by myself...

Hair - hair is a myth....

I first noticed I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face!!

Smoke - I vape

Body - I think they call it a dad bod..

What do dad jokes and dad bods have in common?

They are both easy to get with

Interests - sports, socialising, good food, (hence the dad bod) music (like rock but have no hair to rock out with!!).

What am I Looking for??

Someone who is genuine, not up their own ass, likes a laugh and not take themselves too seriously.

Also looking to explore the club scene as that's a cherry that needs popping!!

What can I offer??

Well I can offer great conversations as I am great orally...., a laugh, a joke, a bit of teasing....., treat you like you how you expect and deserve to be treated, I am a gentleman and will always respect the needs, wants and wishes of whom I'm with...

Oh and I make a great brew or Spanish measures if your prefer your drinks a little stronger...

Also, I'm willing to travel as who doesn't like a good road trip!!

So what have you got to lose (apart from your knickers!!) and give a genuine normal guy a go...

If I send a wink, I am interested in getting to know you more, so please don't be shy, come say hi!!

Oh and I need to prove the below wrong....

What’s the difference between a bald man and an egg?

Eggs get laid

So if you want some interesting random conversations, let's talk and let the good times roll.

Hope to hear from you soon

Oh, what does the horny frog say.....

Rub it, Rub it

I'll get my coat!!

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Meeting

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