FabSwingers.com: Jackie (55) , Woman in Hull , North East, UK

Welllll here we go again , had my new profile a couple of days and already feel the need to get my rules on here !!!! I was on here over 3 years til my account disappeared .

As before I’ve had the best sex with a guy who I am in love with , so you’re not gonna match it and I’m still in love with him !!! Totally single though .

So here they are …..

1-Start been vulgar with me and it will get you blocked ;-)))

2-no pounding, don’t ask me what I’m wearing, don’t call me a slut etc blah blah blah

3-I meet socially on Friday evenings , always a status on saying where and when , I do NOT arrange meets to fuck straight away …. Often won’t fuck at all , I turn into a frigid virgin hahaha

4-no phone sex , video calls etc and nope I don’t use Snapchat or kik and you’re not having my number straight away !

5-if you get anywhere with me and you touch my ass I’ll nut yer , only one guy is allowed anal with me !

6-I know I’m not all that but I have standards and I like a guy with standards, even if I’m not up to them , I’m absolutely fine with that :-)

7-I definitely do not want a dom, I will never do as I’m told and I’m stubborn as fuck !

8-if your dick is attached to a bigger dick please don’t message as you will be blockety blocked !!

9-do not say “ hey” when you message me …. I will block . It’s a fuck Boi call ffs

10- I am not your mummy … and if I actually am you better not message me on here … you’re fucking grounded !!!!!!

11- I usually only meet socially on Friday evenings , only very occasionally other nights as I’m busy with my family !!!

12-if you come meet me socially you have more chance of getting it on with me . I got bored of quick fuck and go sex . We aren’t just here to wet ya Willy and empty your bollocks guys !

13-I love it if a guy takes me out and treats me properly- I am a fucking princess so I want to be treat like one ! Haha plus you have more of a chance of getting it on with me if we get on .

14-if my rules and profile offends you and you send me nasty messages please know that I really don’t care … I’m on such a level of don’t care less that you wouldn’t believe :-) and I just know it’s cos your not getting pussy and you feel a touch bitter hahaha

I will be adding to these rules as you guys send me more messages that bring out my inner bitch .

And I am a lot to handle so if I’m too much for you then please pass me by and go find less ;-)))

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