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Testing the water


Woman in Northampton, West Midlands, UK
Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 2 months ago

Friends only photos

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men aged 44 to 99 only. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

El

30 years old
Straight

5'5"  165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Group Sex, Oral, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys
Hello and welcome to this slightly dull profile of an ordinary person, a mediocrity of normalness.

On the inside I'm a unicorn skipping merrily through fields of tulips, eating candyfloss and humming a happy tune. On the outside I probably look like a librarian and I work in an office.

To answer the necessary question of what I'm looking for? I'm looking for a packet of custard creams where every one is intact, a milk bottle that doesn't constantly spill down the front and an umbrella that doesn't turn inside out when you just look at it.

Or, I'm looking for someone fun, exciting with a sense of humour and a lack of clothes at the right moments.

Someone mature, not afraid to get up to no good and a friendly tongue. Or something like that.

And I know initially I've turned off messaging, that's because I'm taking in the sights, getting a feel before taking the plunge.

Happy whatever day it is!