FabSwingers.com: VB (43) & minx (47) , Couple in Bristol, South West, UK

Now bear with us . . .the first bit is a bit laying down the law but anyone discerning that has been on this site long enough will understand our need to get a few ground rules out there. Skip past paragraph 6 if you want the sweet version and to most likely be rejected.

So, if getting in touch send face pics of both of you and body shots of the guy. Why are there so rarely pics of the guy on the profile? If you have pictures of both of you on your profile then it saves the embarassing bit when people have to say sorry he's not doing it for her. I get it some of you have public jobs etc but I doubt everyone knows what you look like mostly naked if you're that high profile! And put the words . . ... grrr bubbles in the title or we'll delete the message (unless you're both hot then we might overlook your ignorance . . .)Firstly we have to say that we are picky. We take care of ourselves and are both attracted to people who look after themselves. You don't have to be a Chippendale or Angelina Jolie (we wish) but a little effort goes a long way. You like sex - we like sex - lets all try and look sexy . . . yes? Not big fans of hair or bellies or wobbly bits in general. Sex is about attraction.

We love the club scene and personality goes a long way with us so we prefer to meet people out and about cos the right banter can tip the balance. Conversely, we've been put off by the personalities of otherwise attractive looking people so a bit of social first. Pictures don't always get across when someone just has that thing about them so happy to do no-pressure socials.

Now this is important . . . . . looking for couples mostly (single guys and girls - we will find you if we want you for various scenarios). We are trying to play on a level playing field where everyone is equal and enjoying themselves. So you can imagine we get a bit peeved and baffled when profiles only have pictures of the female and maybe a penis. You essentially diminish the presence of Minx as though she's there for nothing more than a lesbian show fantasy. We are not meat. She's only bi if there is an attraction. Not just for the sake of it. Nothing is agreed to in advance (the couple that dropped DP in after a couple of messages springs to mind. Regardless if it is or isn't our thing at that stage you may still be a small sweaty naked man with a fake profile so let's save what we like until we know you're real and know we like you.

Now you probably think we're being utter tits by this stage but we've been dicked around so much on this site by fake couples, chickens, no shows and last minute changes we frankly thought we'd rather get all of this up there to give the genuine people a gist of where we're at. So without further a do .. . .

Here's the shorter profile we used to have . . . .

We're not new to this .., been on before and back again for some fun !

We are fun couple, very easy to get on with and extremely hot and modest .

Awkward silences .., what are they ... talking and sex are our speciality :)

We would love to meet sexy couples for fun ... happy to meet socially first of course and open to suggestions on where we take things from there ! We can sometimes accommodate, can travel , and happy to meet at clubs or for a drink.

We're genuine and happy with what we've got ... but always like to keep things interesting and a bit of exciting sexual tension is good for you right ?!

Read the rest and if you want to know more just ask (not gonna do the we won't bite joke as don't want to make you yawn and run)

And ... if you arrange to meet then can't , don't be shy just say as it's really bloody annoying getting let down with no notice !

Him on her - I'd almost given up. It's horrible out there but then as someone wonderful once said. "If you don't want to catch the sun you have to use total block. Might as well not be on there really but then you wouldn't find the unicorns, would ya?". At least that's as close as I remember them saying it. I'm terrible when it comes to quotes and my memory isn't the best really. It was a while ago but it's true and I'm glad I persisted. She's painfully witty at times and stunning inside and out. Just talking with her is on a par with the physical. Stimulates me in ways I thought were a thing of the past. I feel like a giddy teenager with her. Dumb and awestruck at times but always mindful of how sexy she is and how much I want her.

Her on him - To me, he was the unicorn I was looking for - the rare, fit as fuck gorgeous bodied guy with a brain. Ladies, if you like someone who can throw you around a bit, massive strong bear will blow your mind. Hes made me say 'Dont stop doing that' so many times - he will make you feel amazing - you could just squeeze his arms though :)

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