FabSwingers.com: S (41) , Man in St Helens, North West, UK

I'm into shagging women, fun with guys & couples, also into cam & phone.

Message if interested.

Women - in person sex or cam.

Couples - I'll cuck for you or you fuck and let me watch.

Guys - Suck & wank, fuck if REALLY attractive.

Women who have a massive list of hoops to jump through for a reply amuse me.

Fair warning.... if we arrange a meet and you don't show up, I report.

Female Fab profiles go like this:

If you expect a reply you are very unlikely to get reply and will not get a reply but you must read all of my profile before you message in order to not get a reply.

You must adhere to all of my very specific rules in order to get a reply. P.S., you will not get a reply.

If I don't reply, please take it that I'm not going to reply.

I get literally thousands of messages which is either because I'm super hot or because there are tonnes of guys on here and not many women, not sure which.

Please read the following rules and quote my favourite line of WH Auden in your message or I will block you and not reply.

P.S., I will not reply.

You must not live within 30miles of my house.

Not speaking to anyone more than 30miles away.

I am into a bunch of abbreviations that nobody's really sure what they mean.

Include a picture of your face, house and a Shetland pony to get a reply.

P.S., you will not get a reply.

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