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Damn_ITS_darK


Man in Kirkcaldy, Scotland, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

J

29 years old
Bi-curious

6'2"  188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
If your sense of humour doesn't make your mother want to disown you we probably won't be friends

A little about me?

I like my sex like I like my jokes...

inappropriate, a little offensive, and usually ending with someone saying ‘oh my god

Equal parts filthy and funny I’ll make you laugh while I ruin your hair and your sleep schedule. I don’t collect hobbies, I collect bad decisions and good stories. Sarcasm is my love language, orgasms are my handshake. If you’re looking for vanilla, keep walking… if you want wicked, sweaty, and a little bit unholy, welcome to the dark side. We have cookies

But still.

Big enough to ruin your weekend plans, stubborn enough to keep going when your legs give out, and generous enough to leave you walking funny the next day. I’ve got a filthy streak and stamina that’ll test your cardio. My idea of romance? Making you laugh until you can’t breathe, then making you moan until you can’t speak...and yes, I always finish strong and messy. If you’re after a memorable ride with a grin and a limp look no further

THINGS I LOVE MOST:

cars, bikes, drifting, drag racing

Have my heart.

Other Few Things I love:

Brunettes with perfect eyes??

Gothic/emo/alternative 3

Toys/ropes/bandage

Spanking

oral giving and receiving, sit on my face and tickle my nose ;) 3

Older women

Tattoos 3

Absolute melt over a red head 3

Rimming

MMF/MFF/MFM

Gangbangs

Group fun

Swinging clubs

Dogging 3

Other kinks just askkk see if we're a match

Things I dont like.

Anything to do with severe pain or poo... noooo thank you

Few scenarios I wanna add later if you wanna know some just ask,

Recently got my level 3 RQF QUALIFICATION sooo I do Swedish, deep tissue, and sport massage… basically, I’ll stretch you in ways your yoga teacher won't

I do offer vehicle valet services fully insured

Fully mobile

10 years experience

5* on facebook

Ps and yes we clean Baby Batter, Bonkjuice, cock snot, Erectoplasm what ever you name it we will maintain it ????

Gotta advertise where you can :D