FabSwingers.com: Milli (54) , Woman in Chingford, Greater London, UK

Looking for no strings attached fun but that doesn't mean I will meet just anyone mailing me so please no more can you meet now messages or asking what I am up to as in expecting to meet me now because that's not going to happen.

so what am I after or not well easiest to make 2 lists so here goes.

I like:-

1/Honest guys.

2/Smiles so if you have a picture of you smiling it should help gain my interest.

3/Tall guys well a lady loves someone taller than her in 4in heels

4/Clean well presented good looking men.

5/Polite guys who can introduce themselves properly

6/non pushy guys.

7/Humour! Sadly lacking on here it seems.

8/Guys who have the brains to send a face picture not a penis one from their favourite porn site.

I dislike:-

1/Liars

2/Unhygienic people.

3/Faceless people

4/Obese men

5/People who mail the same message to everyone its just crass.

6/Cock pictures (seen one seen them all)

7/BBC As with '6' unimpressed with cock pics if I want large there are dildos out there far larger than you.

8/Chocolate, sweet chocolate etc! What do you think you are a mars bar!

Me well I keep myself neat and tidy shaven below I like to dress up for sex so heels and stocking. I have a car I travel I do like to meet new people and make new friends though I am not looking for a partner. I like guys who can talk the talk as well as do all the action stuff my mind after all is my biggest sexual organ.

I do accommodate but that's if I choose to and not a god given I will. If you don't then its hardly fair to expect me to. I can travel but 40 miles is my limit.

I like guys who make an effort that means decent photos, a profile that has some detail about you in it not a one line bore and the same goes for messages but I don't want your stock mail thing you sent to the previous 20 women you looked at.

Just before I do I won't be answering all messages as I don't have the time so if thats a problem pass me by please.

Answers to the boring inane questions every second person sends.

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Question:- How are you , hows you, u ok or a variation of those.

Answer:- I am fine healthy and well (If I wasn't I wouldn't log in)

Question:- What you doing tonite, what u doing, free tonight etc.

Answer :- I don't meet at short notice it says above so a pointless question I am not going ot answer.

Question:- Can't send a face picture because of work/shy/can't upload photos....

Answer:- Yes I know you can't really send it because you are crapping it your wife/partner/GF/ Aunt Vera might catch you out so not really interested.

Question:- R U Interested in local guys/fun/meeting

Answer:- No I am looking for someone at least two plane rides away and on a different continent. (stupid questions deserve sarcasm)

Question :- Do you need a master/I I will dom you till you pass out! God there are so many variations of this dire approach its unbelievable!

Answer:- I really don't need some fuckwit who thinks this is his last resort to meet a woman thank you very much.

Complement givers!

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No I am not the most beautiful woman on here so cut the bullshit.

Neither am I stunning! I know what I am and thats a curvy average looking lady with a sharp mind and little tolerance for people sending rubbish.

Well thats it for now will add more later.

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