FabSwingers.com: PAUL (57) , Man in Bristol, South West, UK

Hi, I am 6ft and rugby build, very clean, discreet, respectful and my hobbies include ironing, wrestling bears - Paddington not grizzlies (well I am in my 50s) and if I ever beat him, I'm gonna ply him with gin and marmalade and pass the bitch around my friends. I am well travelled, can hold a conversation without using the sentence 'Can I see your tits (although I would love to and am probably thinking it) and try and breathe through my ears. Women with a single eye in the middle of their forehead or webbed fingers and hairy shoulder blades worry me abit! So ladies if we are meeting up can I please request your back is freshly waxed? I know most ladies like a chat before meeting and I am no different and happily do a social on me. I promise all lady’s (and gentlemen that entrust me with their lady’s) that I will act a perfect gentlemen during the social with no expectation. I enjoy the company of woman and I know how to behave. My biggest fear (apart from a woman with hairy feet) is being tied to a bed for a little light bondage and then her husband jumps off the top of the wardrobe dressed in a batman suit and does me - shiver - as I am totally straight.

UPDATE: Paddington has been beaten and is now living under my stairs and spends his day drinking cooking sherry and sobbing - so I'm gonna move onto She-ra and her thundercats as I can guarantee I will get a good wrestle if nothing else. I have a number of pics that I am happy to share on request but not posting them publically as so far I have seen a work collegue, a neighbour and my... niece - after which I had to stab my eyeballs with a fork then rinse my eyes with battery acid

LOOKING FOR: Meets and I like a lady that is tall in a shortish way and brunettes with black, blond or red hair. I love the smell of women as they always seem to smell nice - apart from mermaids as they tend to niff abit. I also like kissing so if you have a tongue the same size as an Ox you are onto a winner, especially if you put it in my ear! i also like submissive women. Much rather have 1 or 2 extremely well carved notches on my bedpost than 10 hacked ones, I choose not to display verifications not because they are not good but am discreet and lastly I'm not a neanderthal but I am an Alpha male and so not gay, bi or even slightly effeminate or curious, so blokes - please don't send me pics of your c***s. I have met a couple before and thoroughly enjoyed it even though it was a soft meet for me and hard for them I would be very keen to repeat it and be brought into your trust and intimacy even if it was as a voyeur.

To all institutions or persons using my pics: be careful or I will stare at you hard and if I catch you I will give you a chinese burn!! Come to think of it, knock yourself out and use them, hopefully they will benefit you more than they have me.

UPDATE 2023. I regularly work abroad for periods of time but return to the U.K. for a month at a time and stay in either the Bristol or South Wales area, Northern Ireland or London. Currently I involuntarily live the life of a monk, so if we do have a naughty meet then, ladies you may need a motorcycle helmet to keep the top of your head on!!! Who am I kidding once glance at bare boobs or stocking clad legs (which I have s thing about) and it will be all over and I'll need a nap.

Update - bah humbug, pic of me wrestling a tiger was rejected by fab - no pics of pets apparently!! But I can send by email.

Update 2022. Learnt a life lesson last night, never trust a man who has wider hips than his shoulders to hold your chips while you nip to the loo.

Update Jan 2024 - been travelling with work quite abit and do only in U.K. from time to time. Haven’t me for a while as I did have a FEB but she has been fed up of me travelling and not being around and so has moved on.

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