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Back again, although I get more fun by sticking hot kneedles in my ey


Man in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 19 hours ago

Saturday... That’s the long journey back from Africa just starting - been away for 3 months

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

PAUL

59 years old
Straight

6'0"  183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Phone Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties
Update Jul 25 - I travel internationally for work for long periods of time and use my profile to look, fab pics and watch videos. I don’t meet often but if it’s arranged I will be there. I have pics available on request but please be aware this works both ways and I won’t turn up unless you have shared a pic with me. I apologise if you see me view your profile a number of times - I often put a number of searches in and view the profiles that come up. Also I don’t message if I see something on your profile that I think you wouldn’t want to hear from me. It’s often not the case that I don’t think you are attractive.

Hi, I am 6ft and rugby build, very clean, discreet, respectful and my hobbies include ironing, wrestling bears - Paddington not grizzlies (well I am in my 50s) and if I ever beat him, I'm gonna ply him with gin and marmalade and pass the bitch around my friends. I am well travelled, can hold a conversation without using the sentence 'Can I see your tits (although I would love to and am probably thinking it) and try and breathe through my ears. Women with a single eye in the middle of their forehead or webbed fingers and hairy shoulder blades worry me abit! So ladies if we are meeting up can I please request your back is freshly waxed? I know most ladies like a chat before meeting and I am no different and happily do a social on me. I promise all lady’s (and gentlemen that entrust me with their lady’s) that I will act a perfect gentlemen during the social with no expectation. I enjoy the company of woman and I know how to behave. My biggest fear (apart from a woman with hairy feet) is being tied to a bed for a little light bondage and then her husband jumps off the top of the wardrobe dressed in a batman suit and does me - shiver - as I am totally straight.

UPDATE: Paddington has been beaten and is now living under my stairs and spends his day drinking cooking sherry and sobbing - so I'm gonna move onto She-ra and her thundercats as I can guarantee I will get a good wrestle if nothing else. I have a number of pics that I am happy to share on request but not posting them publically as so far I have seen a work collegue, a neighbour and my... niece - after which I had to stab my eyeballs with a fork then rinse my eyes with battery acid

LOOKING FOR: Meets and I like a lady that is tall in a shortish way and brunettes with black, blond or red hair. I love the smell of women as they always seem to smell nice - apart from mermaids as they tend to niff abit. I also like kissing so if you have a tongue the same size as an Ox you are onto a winner, especially if you put it in my ear! i also like submissive women. Much rather have 1 or 2 extremely well carved notches on my bedpost than 10 hacked ones, I choose not to display verifications not because they are not good but am discreet and lastly I'm not a neanderthal but I am an Alpha male and so not gay, bi or even slightly effeminate or curious, so blokes - please don't send me pics of your c***s. I have met a couple before and thoroughly enjoyed it even though it was a soft meet for me and hard for them I would be very keen to repeat it and be brought into your trust and intimacy even if it was as a voyeur.

To all institutions or persons using my pics: be careful or I will stare at you hard and if I catch you I will give you a chinese burn!! Come to think of it, knock yourself out and use them, hopefully they will benefit you more than they have me.

UPDATE 2023. I regularly work abroad for periods of time but return to the U.K. for a month at a time and stay in either the Bristol or South Wales area, Northern Ireland or London. Currently I involuntarily live the life of a monk, so if we do have a naughty meet then, ladies you may need a motorcycle helmet to keep the top of your head on!!! Who am I kidding once glance at bare boobs or stocking clad legs (which I have s thing about) and it will be all over and I'll need a nap.

Update - bah humbug, pic of me wrestling a tiger was rejected by fab - no pics of pets apparently!! But I can send by email.

Update 2022. Learnt a life lesson last night, never trust a man who has wider hips than his shoulders to hold your chips while you nip to the loo.

Update Jan 2024 - been travelling with work quite abit and do only in U.K. from time to time. Haven’t me for a while as I did have a FEB but she has been fed up of me travelling and not being around and so has moved on.