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Just another deviant


Man in Gibraltar, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 27 minutes ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 99. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

ringo

48 years old
Straight

6'0"  183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Cybersex, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams
Having had little success I thought I might rewrite my profile in the style that emulates the ladies as they all seem to be inundated with mail so this should sound familiar to most of you and be much more successful as it will resonate with the fairer sex...

Looking for catalogue models with flat stomachs only, no larger ladies, no tits like a spaniels ears, or small tits, no saggy arses or fat arses. You must go to the gym routinely, have perfectly sculpted arse cheeks, nipples must not be too big or too small, and you must wax or shave your vagina daily.Your pussy must also be like a mouse's ear.

I want you to shower twice a day at a min, and before and after any play, only wear expensive underwear, never wear flat shoes ever, only excruciatingly painful high heels at all times, and extremely short skirts preferably leather, and low cut tops that show off your perfect breasts.

You must have exactly the right colour hair dark brown (Warm Mocha '390'), and it should not be too long or too short. I can be flexible on eye colour but green is a must, shades can vary (slightly). Makeup must be worn at all times and perfect, but not too much, or too little.

If you have half a pound of minge meat, I will not reply to any of your messages. Also, do not send me vag-pics as this will incur an instant delete/block from me, regardless of how interesting your vagina may look we don't all want to see your axe wound, once you've see one you've seen them all.

I expect you to moan like a porn star regardless of wether you are enjoying it or not.

You must be between 5'6 and 5'9 without heels - if you are not, I will not respond.

Remember you are here for my pleasure only and to only satisfy my needs.

to prove you have read this message please put;

ILOVETHEATTENTIONBUTHATERESONDINGANDHAVEDOUBLESTANDARDS in the subject line

I won't read your message anyway and love deleting them I want you to put effort into your messages that I won't read because so it so much more satisfying to delete them.

I always pretend I'm meeting then put a Status thank you Hun you know who you with no varifications, that way you know I'm a real messer......