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& Mrs Grendel (49)
MF Cpl in Wantage, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 13 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 20 to 56 only. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Mr Grendel

56 years old
Straight

6'0"  183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Mrs Grendel

49 years old
Straight

5'2"  157cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism
This is us!

WE WON’T WASTE YOUR LIFE, PLEASE DON’T WASTE OURS. #BeReal*

WE BOTH have access to this profile. SORRY, but WE DONT have KIKBook, SnapTok, WhatsTube or participate in any kind of VIRTUAL SEX. This seems a perfectly good platform to us and we are happy to support it.

MEET THE GRENDELS

SHE is also Noangel1975, where SINGLE guys can message endlessly, should they so desire that kind of thing. #BePolite

SHE is a BBW, size 22-24, with big boobs, a big bum and wobbly bits. If this isn't for you, we are not offended. #HaveRespect

SHE has a few BI-tendencies that happily creep in, but perhaps not enough to list her as BI-CURIOUS. She KNOWS what she wants.

SHE has a gorgeous arse, and it holds a handprint beautifully.

HE’s NOT BI-ANYTHING!!! NOT EVEN in the slightest. He KNOWS what he is.

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

WE have our own dynamic and that works for us. HE is NOT looking for a new submissive nor SHE another Dom. Submission is earned and given with TRUST and RESPECT. It is NOT taken*.

*Christian Gray visited the Shadowlands and the real Doms laughed him out of the club. #FiftyShadesOfShite

WE ARE INTERESTED however, in learning about you as people before we play with you, simply because we want to make sure we are compatible. What the limits are. We want to make sure we can all have fun. #Communication.

We have openly posted our faces and this is recent. IF you wish to talk to us, SEND a FACIAL picture. This isn’t blind date! #BeHonest. **

Please don’t send a friends request without talking to us first. They will just be deleted and you will never know how things may have turned out.

We can’t always accommodate at our home, but we often play from nearby hotels, however this has to work around our working lifestyle.

ARE WE KINKY?

Sex doesn’t have to conform to society’s standards to be SANE. It doesn’t have to be slow and tender to be SAFE. And it doesn’t have to be free of leather cuffs to be CONSENSUAL.

RESPECT

The only way we can manage to play nicely together is if there is respect for each other; for each other’s kinks, relationships and limits. We don’t have to enjoy your style of kink to respect you or to respect your right to practice your kink as you see fit. We don’t even have to find you personally attractive to be civil to you or to exercise good manners when interacting with you. It really all boils down to what we learned in primary school. PLAY NICE! It shouldn’t be that hard.

VERY IMPORTANT: We dislike ANY type of drugs. We trust that you will respect our limits.

** If your first message, after reading all this is ‘Hey’ or ‘Hi, how are you?’ - you did not read a damn thing. - DELETE!

Sydney University.... what the hell, make us famous!!!