Unfortunately I have an exceptionally functional brain - So I really don't belong here, both fab & earth
I could write the usual blurb of sane, sorted, single and genuine like every guy on here, but while 90% of them are off with their partners.. I am here, actually single
Sane enough, but not enough to be boring!
Sorted & genuine? I make a point of being independent and the opposite of fake as F***, so basically I'm not like most people you'll meet (sorry not sorry)
I am blunt though, just incase that wasn't clear haha
Again, definately not sorry!
No idea what Sydney uni are after but if it floats their boat, fills the wank bank and pays the bills, let them crack on. Plenty of images on google, doubt they're that interested in your ass crack or blurry nipple
If you are after the fab fantasy, fakery & fucktardiness - I am not for you.
If you want real however..