FabSwingers.com: Paolo (60) , Man in Huntingdon, East Midlands, UK

Just longing for MORE spice in life than I'm getting anymore.

So am chasing a female FWB UNICORN (those rarest of animals) for some healthy filthy debauchery.

SHORT ONE:

If you don’t want to read the novel here is a whistle-stop summary.

On your marks, set, goooooooo:

- Married, but wife sexless after menopause. Need hot sex not love!

- Seeking FWB, married but opposite situation

- Hairy chest, fresh, well groomed, trimmed and delicious

- LOVE oral, very tactile, oral, oral ,oral (get the point yet?)

- Love a bit of curve on a women the most. So damned HOT

- No smokers/couples

- Respectful, thoughtful, horny, not a time waster

- Straight (hmmm mostly) but will talk dirty to anyone

- Good cummer so be prepared to get wet !

There you are, that saved you some time didn’t it, who says I'm not thoughtful ! xxx

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LONG ONE:

MARRIED (so bail now if that upsets you but maybe read why I'm here first) but it's all now ground to a very slow/dull crawl in the bedroom after menopause, so am just tired of trying so very hard for years and banging my head [rather than my now disinterested wife] so looking just for some sexy casual/fun or even flirty friendship with a similar situation opposite lady...to feel still intensely wanted and desired again. But never adverse to just chats, meets and getting to know each other to see if there is any attraction/chemistry. Patient with no pressure or drama and will always respect limits/privacy. I have a life I am sure you have too

Well educated, genuine, loving, considerate, well mannered, dirty minded horn-dog but above all passionate mature guy with a VERY hot blooded Latin sexual drive [Spanish/Italian/English heritage] that is just not getting SATISFIED any more.

This all maybe sounds heavy but I certainly don't take myself/things too seriously. I just want to grow old as disgracefully as possible but certainly NEVER be a c**k to anyone about it.

LOVE intelligent women, who know how to laugh, enjoy life, have a twinkle in their eyes and a [possibly] lovely slice of curvy/vivacious feminine heaven. Curvy hips, juicy biteable bum and big boobs are so mind blowingly delicious to me. But body shape is never a hinderance. Honestly it's the connection that counts !

I'm tall, broad with a soft very neat/close trimmed beard, hairy chest but with a few more curves and bumps nowadays. But still darn good for my age [so I am told] and still very young at heart and definitely a VERY randy teenager between my ears and legs.

Still a VERY healthy cummer so be prepared to get wet.

You need to be a non-smoker (ugh really nasty habit ladies), tidy/clean shaven, smelling fresh and lush, always well groomed and dressed on the outside but horny and dirty as hell on the inside, because that's what is precisely what you'll get from me in return, guaranteed !!!

I am not just looking to just get my d**k wet and bolt. I am VERY tactile and will adore to spend time on you if you let me - kissing, massaging, touching, caressing, licking, biting and will just spend time adoring every inch of the right beautiful woman's body from your toes upwards. Also just LOVE LOVE LOVE oral. If you don't enjoy taking time with ORAL pleasures [receiving/giving] I'm certainly not for you [you are missing out tho !]

I will always treat people how I like to be treated, no matter who you are. Mutual respect and politeness is paramount to me, its cost nothing.

Not looking to be pushy, waste anyone’s time or intrude/ruin your private home life. I am just looking for some naughty, clean, sensual, wholesome physical fun and frolics with no dramas or strings attached with the right woman to maybe develop into FWB long term.

I will not mess anybody about. I love to chat (if that's all you want that's still OK) BUT if I agree to meet I WILL meet. I will NEVER leave anybody hanging. Coz that's just f**king rude !

Heeeeeell yes, I know this is all a BIG ASK want, want, want...but hey, you don’t seek you don’t get. That way we all know where we stand.

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THE 'MARRIED' ISSUE:

Many ladies/couples here are rather self-righteous and pretty quick to turn their noses up at 'married' men looking for meets/more on here saying we are cheaters and liars. But really aren't some of us the ones that have been CHEATED as our wives no longer crave the intimacy of good/exciting sex?

We've given them our best years and now it’s just supposed to be over ? Are we now supposed to just curl up and slowly wither with our hard tails between our legs? What if we are the ones that feel LIED to and CHEATED of the physicality once promised ?

I will NEVER leave her for better sex elsewhere. We have shared our lives/family/daughters that is less about sex and more about love/soulmates.

This is ONLY about SEX. It is VERY possible to distinguish and separate the two !

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Just some kinks/interests that I am into over and above:

Stockings/heels/lingerie, red lipstick, painted toe nails, pretty feet, big nipples, large feminine tattoo's, outdoors fun, cum play/kissing, hair pulling, light bondage etc etc I could go on.

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Have done cum tributes for lady friends to alleviate my growing sexual frustrations but I really need to progress to the 'flesh' now. Hopefully, I'm done practicing so please don’t just ask for one out of the blue

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Sooooo to recap lovely people:

Ideally looking for a FWB similarly married woman in a sexless/passionless marriage to regularly act out our lusty/filthy urges. Not into any couple fun (not atm anyways). I'm a '1 on 1' kind of guy. 100% attention, 100% of the time :-)

BUT I'll 'talk dirty' to most anyone, about anything. Straight/Gay/bi/Pan/Trans/TV etc... just drop me a line for a chat if you want to say hello as you are passing through.

Only standards I do adhere to are:

1 - Tories [I mean]. That's a line I won't stoop down to

2 - Self professed grammar nazi. Please understand the differences of; their, there, they're, your, you're. Eeeeek their misuse sets my teeth on edge

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If you've actually gotten to the bottom of this epic novel (congrats !), not totally exhausted and maybe up for more info, just message me about anything.

I don't normally bite (unless you ask nicely) xxx

Paolo

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