FabSwingers.com: Guy Next Door (50) , Man in Herts or Cornwall , South East, UK

Hello,

Chemistry is important to me and I am hugely attracted to smart, funny, intelligent women. I value both my time and yours, so therefore only looking for a similarly inclined woman. I won’t be in a rush to meet, and happy to build up slowly at your pace.

I understand the Fab dynamics and what it must be like to be a female and get inundated with guys messaging you. I won’t ask you for pics, send you dick pics / cum shots and won’t bombard you with spam, just delete my message and I’ll know I’m not for you - I don’t offend easily, but if you want to know more, please read on!

Good, so you’re still here……..

I’m a divorced, simple, drama free Glaswegian guy with a twinkle in my eye, a swagger in my step and who says it as it is. I have standards. I am clean, smell good & expect no less than the same back. Please, no generalisations ladies - just because I’m from Glasgow does not mean I’m Rab C Nesbitt’s cousin!

6’3” cheeky, mature guy who has been round the block once or twice. Yes, I’m 50 not 30, I can’t run a marathon (who am I kidding, I never could), snap crackle and pop is now getting out of bed, and not my cereal. But, I’m slim and look after myself, and desire the same back, so very sorry but no large or fabulous. Let’s be honest though, we are all of a certain age and have our body conscious imperfections. Thus, if you want a tattooed, ripped, self obsessed body conscious halfwit, mirror worshipping gym bod that wears t-shirts 3 sizes too small THEN LBH I’M DEFINITELY NOT FOR YOU. If you want a Viking, I suggest you holiday in the Nordics!

I like the nice things in life, and live life to the full. I enjoy female company, a social, a glass or 2 of red wine and some nibbles - i.e. this isnt a drive through darling, I’m not a quick fuck ‘n’ run.

I’m both mentally and visually stimulated, so great banter is a must and I love a body confident woman who is not afraid to show it off. I enjoy sexy clothing/underwear, lots of cleavage and a woman who can go from fancy to filthy in the spank of an ass cheek. I have a preference for shaved or waxed (sorry, not into the 70’s welcome mat look - just being completely honest), but definitely neatly trimmed.

I’m fun, naughty if it pleases you (have a bit of a kink side) and I enjoy sexy innuendo, a smoking hot kiss and plenty of passion. That means a leg over in the corner of a dogging car park or a 3* Travelodge at the airport doesn’t work for me.

I’m hopefully considered a genuine, honest, respectful guy that is good company and an entertaining shag. I’m equally as happy to give a long slow comfortable screw, as I am a really firm tit bouncing pump.

I’m an educated professional businessman, so I can hold a conversation. That means I’m communicative, so if we message and then you disappear for days then I’m probably not right for you.

I like things simple and discreet, hence why very few photos (but which I am happy to provide privately).

I’m not in anyway looking for a high body count and I’m genuinely not looking to copulate my way through here like most guys. Ideally, I would like a regular playmate for a combination of socials, club visits and naked sweaty sexy shenanigans. And remember, just because it’s casual sex doesn’t mean it has to be disconnected.

I have a busy life outside of here with kids, pets and an intense job, all of which come first. I am fiercely protective of my kids, my job dictates I maintain my privacy and integrity, and I would expect you to have the same outlook back.

I have no burning desire to be a pornstar and flash vids all over here but have no problem with our own private collections.

So if I’ve mildly piqued (yes I know how to spell it) your curiosity, then if you’ve read this far drop me a message and say hi!

Thank you for taking the time to read this. Even if you don’t message back, I hope it made you smile.

Will travel 50 miles or about an hour give or take, unless you are really good (or naughty).

Wont accommodate until we have a regular trusted thing.

Telegram - Niro_74

Kik - 74_Niro

Won’t do WhatsApp until we have broken the ice (if you know what I mean).

Ciao.

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