FabSwingers.com: Ginny (52) , TV/TS in Droitwich , West Midlands, UK

TV looking to meet time wasters, must have a highly developed sense of self importance and absolutely no spine.

Never had a girlfriend?

Still live with Mom?

Got a large collection of beige or grey Y front's?

Answer yes to any of the above and I'm your girl!!

Loners that keep themselves to themselves, have a shotgun license and a growing gun collection straight to the front of the queue (anorak a bonus (if pockets are bulging with sweets or puppies marriage is not out of the question)).

Been on here a while now and almost met some amazing time wasters , even though I've never been away I'm back and I'm hungry for more.

So what are you waiting for? Only want to hear from complete arseholes too full of themselves to read a profile, with absolutely no courage or common decency to turn up. I crave the lines 'we play separately' 'what you wearing''work's number can't give it out' and nobody has asked 'how are you' for such a long time now I'm beginning to think the 90mins or so spent getting ready will never bring me face to face with the waste of space of my dreams.

Those that turn round in my drive please have the decency to drive a Rover 75 and display a straw hat on the parcel shelf just so I know how very close we came.

No need to prove you've read this with a subject line phrase; call it intuition but I think I'll know either way

To any Australian based University reference my photographs- Knock yourself out, feel free to enlarge and drape over Sidney's Opera House if you like; however any airbrushing or alterations must result in improving the original or be tasteless enough to be amusing- knob art additions acceptable

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