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Woman in Essex, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Thursday... WTF is it about my profile that makes people think it’s a couples profile ffs???

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Looking For

Couples (MM) Men aged 40 to 55. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Funshine14

50 years old
Straight

5'6"  168cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Spanking, SM, Safe Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Blindfolds
I’M LOOKING FOR A CHUNKY MONKEY FWB WHO CAN HELP ME MAKE SOME OF MY WILDEST FANTASIES A REALITY.

Sorry guys but if you’re slim build then you’re not for me at all so please don’t be offended if I ignore / delete / block you and your message/s.

Also, I’ve taken a lot of time writing my profile to make sure all you’d wana know about me and what I like or am into is made really clear - so if you do message me and it’s clear you haven’t bothered reading what I’ve written then, again, please don’t be offended if I ignore / delete / block you and your message/s.

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If you’re female, married or in a relationship, bisexual or crossdresser, into swinging/dogging, role play, phone/webcam fun or pic sharing then please please please please pass me by!!! Also if you live miles from London/Essex then it’s pointless chatting, cos the chances of a meet are zero - I don’t care how regularly you visit my area!

If you fit into any of the categories above your messages will be ignored and deleted, even blocked if you persist. I’m here for real meets, to see n feel the goodies, not read ‘A day in the life of me n my penis’ lol

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Also - VERY IMPORTANTLY - I can’t accommodate and I’m not able to travel too far from home, I have responsibilities here and so need to stay as local as possible for any meets.

A bit about me: I’m 1000% straight n single - I expect you to be the same. I’m a working mum so my free time is limited - all meets have to be planned! Just a few points to keep in mind after conversations I’ve had on here -

* I WONT EVER accommodate or come to yours for a first meet! I won’t do outdoors or car/vehicle meets either so please don’t ask me to. Hotels are best for me (I don’t mind contributing to the cost if I can).

* I don’t ‘dress up’ for meets, I’m not dressy and don’t have an array of outfits/underwear. Its all guna come off during a meet anyway!

* I’m happy to swap phone numbers once we’ve chatted a while but I’m 50 not 15, so I don’t use snapchat/kik/telegram - it’s either WhatsApp or we stay chatting here.

WISHLIST:

(February 2025)

I wana try n embrace my inner slut so I’m looking for a genuine guy to help me organise all the stuff on my wish list for me - all while ensuring I’m kept safe before, during n after…….

1. I want a mouth-fuck session complete with a facial off each guy while I’m restrained n blindfolded. NOTE: I’ve said MOUTH FUCK rather than throat fuck - this is cos I don’t deep throat and I don’t want dicks shoved down my throat under any circumstances.

2. I want to be tied to a bed/table n be used by multiple guys…all of them taking turns to fuck my pussy and mouth, while playing with my body and testing my limits.

3. I really wana try CNC - maybe combine it with all 1 n 2 on my list?

4. An unexpected gangbang where I think I’m meeting one guy n then once I’m restrained n blindfolded other guys come in and take turns on me all filling me with cum

5. I quite like the idea of having my mouth fucked while I’m sat in the shower as you hold the shower head over my face. I’d love to do it handcuffed with a toy buzzing against my clit.

6. I’d love to have a spreader bar on my legs while I’m handcuffed n blindfolded and then have my pussy licked for ages, making me cum hard multiple times.

PS: basic messages like ‘hey’, ‘hello’ or ‘hey sexy’ etc will be deleted - it’s just lazy! Same goes for winks, dick pics and friend invites from people I’ve not spoken to before!

If you’ve read this far, you’ll know my favourite colour is red! ;)