FabSwingers.com: Funshine14 (51) , Woman in Essex, Greater London, UK

I CANNOT MAKE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH - I WONT MEET RANDOM CHANCERS AND THATS NON NEGOTIABLE! MY PROFILE, MY RULES!! I know exactly what I do n don’t want from here - if you don’t fit with that I’ll just ignore/block you…

Please include your face pic with your first message - and dont get butthurt if I don’t respond at all. Im starting to realise I’m a tad demisexual so if I’m not attracted to you I won’t waste our time chatting - equally I might chat to you and still not feel like meeting you - basically, it’s gota be chemistry first, if that feels right then the rest will naturally flow. Good conversation, a bit of wit and a sense of humour will get you much further than copy/paste compliments.

My ‘type’ is big (fat not muscly), chunky, burly, bearded guys. Tats help too so if a viking lookalike drops in my inbox I’ll be a very happy woman! Sorry but slim/athletic/muscular types do nothing for me.

I won’t ever accommodate or come to yours for meets so please don’t ask me to. Low-effort messages like ‘hey’ or ‘hi sexy’ won’t work on me - nor will repeated follow-up messages because I didn’t reply to the first. If you’re original and interesting, you’ll stand out and I’ll notice you.

** TESTED NEGATIVE (19th February) **

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