FabSwingers.com: smiler (52) , Man in sunderland, North East, UK

Looking for stress free horny NSA fun with fun loving ladies, maybe to treat like a Princess in the streets and a slut between the sheets, if that's what you like ;-)

About me : I'm stress free and love smiling, laughing, flirting, kissing, licking, sucking and fucking :-) and I'm looking for the same qualities in female form, not much to ask lol. Ideally, someone who can communicate well (i.e. be able to string sentences together) and isn't full of 'Red Flags' (unfortunately I reckon about 95% on here are, so please be in the 5% that aren't lol) and is genuine, has a fun personality and likes to laugh and smile and loves lush horny sex. I can't be arsed if you're one of those types who takes 4 days to reply to a message and then you send 5 words back - f*ck that shizzle and save it for the idiots on here but don't waste both of our time eh ? It goes nowhere and is pointless. I prefer someone who's got 'a bit about them' and can converse to get a real 'connection' going (preferably on the phone) because then the sex is always so much better I find if you've 'clicked upstairs' :-) If you message me, I will reply, even if it's to give a polite no thanks. I wouldn't rule out a relationship either if we like each other and that's the way it goes, then I'll go with the flow, but I'm not expecting to find true love on here lol. Happy hunting you filthy animals and let's get this filthy show on the road because we are a long time dead :-)

N.B. I'M STRAIGHT - NO BLOKES FFS - WHY DO YOU BOTHER I AN'T GONNA START LIKING COCK ANYTIME SOON lol.

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