FabSwingers.com: Titch (45) , Woman in Wide Blue Yonder, North East, UK

Yes I am chosey and it's a girls perogative to be so.

What type of person am I looking for - I can't say that I have a definite type but there has to be some initial spark of attraction that makes me want to get to know you more before going any further. Additionally, I don't feel the urge to start sleeping with just anyone and everyone so if you are expecting that you will be very disappointed.

Guys, please stop sending me just willy pictures as a way of introducing yourself. It tells me absolutely nothing about you apart from you're a man with a willy!

Perhaps one of you would enlighten me, as why you are you all obsessed about your willy's? Why do you need to take so many photos of it, does it get it's own passport? And the having your hands burried down the front of your joggers bottoms fiddling about with it? Is it to check that it's still there and not fallen off and got lost? Is that the answer as to why you have a cache of photos as they would come in handy when/if you loose or misplaced your willy onto the Lost Willie's Site you'd be able to quickly identify him/it and be reunited.

I will absolutely NOT meet smokers

Also, if I say "No Thank You" please acccept it as that and move on. Don't start sending me endless messages asking for feedback as why I said no and/or sending crude/harassing messages it doesn't endear you to me in any way. What it does get you is blocked and reported.

Here's the test to see if you actually have read my bio is open the conversation with the word ?? pineapple

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