FabSwingers.com: fitgyfck (37) , Man in Liverpool, Warrington and inbetween., North West, UK

I am tired of empty profiles. If I can't see you, how do I know I'm into you? Send me a pic (bonus points if it's your face) but I like sexy ones too so not a deal breaker. Discreet is A-OK.

It's sad I feel the need to start by saying I'm not interested, at all, in being your 12th dick of the day. Shagging 20 lads a day is not an achievement and certainly not something you should be proud off. If that's you, don't bother reading the rest I'm not interested.

A guy who can hold a conversation is a big turn on. I'm just as turned on by a good connection as I am by a handsome face and dick. One word messages will almost always mean i'm not going to reply to you. It doesn't mean you tell me all about your day, but don't be arranging a meet with me and then stop replying mid conversation. I will just block you. It's just manners.

Q - What am I here for? A - good time.

I'm discreet. I will walk past you in the street and pretend I don't know you after making you cum so hard you were gripping my car seat 10 minutes earlier. If you have a gf/bf thats your business. As long as you don't bring that drama to me I'll make sure your needs are met when they aren't around. Sometimes even when they are around ;)

Im tired of boring sex. I'm versatile which means I'm good at doing what I'm told and you should be to. I'll drop you a text before or after work and then eat you out in the car on my way home.

I like public or outdoor fun, I like quickies or longer edging sessions. I like to give/get slow sloppy edging blowjobs, like real quality no hands, just my mouth sliding up and down your shaft while my throat works the tip blow jobs. If you suck like that defo inbox me immediately! A good kisser is a big turn ON. Please be clean and brush your teeth. I like licking nice musky balls after the gym as much as the next guy... But some of you don't even have carpets in your houses. Just saying.

Prefer a regular buddy for weekly smashing over one offs. Getting to know you on the quiet, turn on's/offs makes the fun ten times more ...fun.

I have standards and you should too. I'd rather have no sex than just meet anyone that pops up. Most of you look like potatoes and your reading and writing skills match it.

I'm not really an arsehole but my level of energy will match yours. If you're rude to me or send one word messages from a blank profile, expect the same zero effort back.

Hoping there's a few of you I know in the real world and we can have some discreet fun without anyone knowing I'm eating your ass! ;)

If you read this far I'd love you to say hello.

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