FabSwingers.com: K (57) , Woman in birmingham , West Midlands, UK

PROFILE UPDATE... NO TIMEWASTERS PLEASE NOT HAVING ANYMORE OF MY TIME WASTED!!.I am the original lip biter ;-) Due to me being me and i know i am not everyone's cup of tea and everyone isn't mine! i won't be meeting for anything else more than a social.Meets will now prob only happen at Chams. Kisses are the deal breaker here. If your a sloppy pucker upper then its a no. If your kisses are soft and sensual well you will have me melting away. I am not about one offs or a quickie i like to build up a connection and take it from there.So if i do get a connection with someone i really would like that to be a two way thing and hopefully do things as a friend with benefits and that kind of thing, you know clubs, socials and poss couples together.There is no need to be sneaking around meeting others and not saying, honesty is always the best with me! I do have this weird sixth sense and just seem to know when i am being mugged off and i find it very off putting and when i lose interest in you because of sneakiness, trust me its lost for good, so watch out lol. All i ask for is honesty!! I am a social butterfly so will still be out and about....

Will block any rudeness in messages. No pics on profile or no sending of a pic in message means no answer from me I’m afraid!

Def not new on here so I know how it all works etc got lots of friends on here who I come on to chat and have the banter with. I don’t suffer fools easily either I can smell a loser a mile off!

Anyways I’m a single woman and not looking for multiple partners or shagging my way around the site and counties, i am very very picky in fact.

Feel free to keep spying on me via hotlisting or whatever it is you strange people do. I’m up to chat to any nice people on here but please only people that still have their own teeth in and not falsies please!!! I do prefer men with some meat on their bones rugby type, beard and tatts especially! But thats not all i go for! Just like some men like women with something to hold onto so do us women...

I won’t meet married/attached/ It all just gives you far too much drama in life. Or men just passing through either,im not that kind of one off girl...

I'm a go with the flow kind of person. I do have a type yes so if your message gets deleted then it means your not my type! Sorry if this offends but just cuts out the whole awkwardness of saying no thanks don’t it! If I wink (which barely happens) means mmm I likey and if I block well says it all really don’t it!. I do have a preference in who i meet for sex and if you are not what i want then you will not get a reply either. I will socialise with anybody who is friendly! I do like my men clean shaven down below as hairy ball bags just ain’t my cup of tea sorry. And JPG and JOOP being my favourite smell to get me going just saying lol I work full time in a very stressful job so the chance of me meeting in the week are very doubtful unless your Tom Hardy ;-) Im after weekend fun which means you married/attached men go into hiding then. As it says I can not accommodate and no that’s not because there’s a Mr special K at home it’s because I’m a hard working single parent who’s children are still at home and refusing to leave lol(although thats changing very soon) So don’t be judging me on not being able to accommodate as some men seem to think it should be the woman letting the man into their house! Well not with me it’s not....

So this chunky chick, yes I am on the larger side so don’t be disappointed when you see me is here to have some laughs and banter as i am a very fun witty woman! I am a mum so have scars and wobbly bits! I do have all my own teeth tho ;-) and just recently got my very first tatoo!! maybe find a regular friend not just for the obvious but as a friend to go out socially with too.

Sydney university ( why always Sydney university?) take what you like from my profile. If a pair of red shoes and a pair of feet help with research on secret life’s of swingers crack on I say.... I do have a great sense of humour And nothing like what some people say.

Much prefer face pics to dick pics so if you have a million dif angle shots of your dick in profile, chances are you won’t get a reply back from me... And don’t just send a friends invite without chatting first as now that will get you an instant block. Besides all that i am one of the good ones here. Chunky girl always laughing and cracking jokes. Im not perfect or body beautiful or the prettiest, but i AM one of the good ones.

so over and out....Happy Fabbing all...

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