FabSwingers.com: D (47) & C (39) , Couple in Newcastle upon Tyne, North East, UK

A relatively experienced couple from Newcastle, looking for occasional meets with others.

Please don’t fill our inbox with cock photos; we will ask if we get that far.

Mrs enjoys confident men, not arrogant.

Guys who can carry a conversation and articulate what they want will be to the front of the line for single guys.

Messages with zero effort will be ignored and deleted and persistent messages (especially copy and paste) will just be blocked. It’s easier that way.

We can never ever ever meet now and any requests for that will be ignored.

Obviously people never read this far but “hows youse” will never get a reply. Neither will ‘hi’, ‘wow’ or ‘stunning x’.

Blank profiles, with no image sent with first message, no verifications etc…surely you can’t be expecting a reply. Unverified people are fine but you have to show some effort ffs. We use the block button as a filter; if you suddenly find yourself blocked it’s just that you’re not for us. No offence meant.

Sorry if all of this makes us sound like dicks but the ‘fabmin’ is tedious.

Single guys *must* be comfortable meeting with both of us. Ideally looking for two or three single guys to join us at the same time. If you’re messaging let us know if you’re up for that; that’s high on our priority list now.

Now planning our first gangbang. Hotel meet, most likely during the week day. Looking for a handful of confident men to use C for **her** pleasure. Please message if interested in this. Guys with experience of that situation to the front! She craves being objectified. If we hit it off on here we will move to telegram to organise.

We don’t accom but are happy with hotel meets or at your home.

Can’t believe we have to update this but here goes;

We don’t want to ‘come to your shed for a quickie while your girlfriend is in bed’ (genuine message received)

Don’t want you to wear a nappy. (Again, genuine message)

You could be the most hung, athletic, handsome bloke on here but if your profile verifications show that you are not at all picky, it’s a no.

Don’t send a friend invite if we haven’t even chatted briefly. What’s the point? If we wanted every random to see those friend pics, we would just have them set to general.

When asked what you are looking for in a meet, if you reply ‘fun’ we will assume you want us to bring connect 4 and some party snacks.

And again…we don’t meet *now*. We’ve messaged people for literally months in the past before our diaries matched. It was all worth it.

Turns out we aren’t 420 friendly; it’s the smell. It clings to people.

Right. That’s about it for now. Sure some new fantasist will horrify us in a new way before long.

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