FabSwingers.com: Emily (65) , TV/TS in Bristol, South West, UK

And yet again I get fooled by a disingenuous wanker.

OK STILL GETTING THE WRONG APPROACHES

LETS TRY SOMETHING MORE SIMPLE

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR NSA OR CASUAL SEX

ALSO IF YOU HAVE NO FACE PIC .....GO AWAY .....

A PENIS PIC IS NOT A FACE PIC

WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE ONE

FIND ANOTHER PROFILE ..... I AM NOT INTERESTED

NOT CRITICISING YOU, JUST DONT WANT YOU

I WANT A REAL RELATIONSHIP

I ALSO DONT NEED YOU TELLING ME I AM ON THE WRONG SITE

JUST GO AWAY

LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR THE SLOWER ONES OF YOU

I ... DONT ... NEED ... TELLING ... I ... AM ...

ON ... THE ... WRONG ... SITE

WHAT SITE I AM ON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE APART FROM ME AND SOMEONE WHO WANTS A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME

SO ARE WE CLEAR NOW.

MOST OF YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP READING

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO TO ANOTHER PROFILE

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I hate the way I now find it necessary to start this profile.

It seems like it is far too rude, aggressive and brash.

Honestly it isn’t like me at all.

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR CASUAL SEX, CASUAL MEETS.

I AM LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP

I love talking to anyone who is nice and polite and friendly and just wants to talk

Lets start with me in brief,

then the NSA brigade can just read a few lines

and go to another profile. "SIMPLES"

I have listed 11 types of men I don't want.

Have a quick look at them and if you are listed in any one of those 11 then find another person to approach.

No hard feelings. No insult or judgement intended

Find another profile and you can get the hard feeling back.

AND NOW A NOTE TO THE CONTROL FREEKS.

HELLO

I AM NOT BETTER OR HIGHER UP THE FOOD CHAIN THAN YOU OR ANYONE.

WE ARE NOT IN COMPETITION

I OFTEN FEEL LOWER AND LESS CONFIDENT THAN EVERYONE.

I WANT A DOMINANT MAN TO LOOK AFTER ME,

NOT A CONTROLLING BULLY TO RULE ME.

AND IF YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE OR THAT STATEMENT ANGERS YOU,

THEN YOU ARE NOT WHAT I NEED, I AM NOT WHAT YOU NEED AND YOU ARE PROBABLY A CONTROLLING BULLY.

Also don't want the casual NSA sex brigade telling me I am on the wrong site.

That has nothing to do with you.

You being kind or protective to me and out of the goodness of your heart, telling me what I should be thinking, feeling, needing or saying will not make me change my mind and want to let you jump on my bones.

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AN APOLOGY TO THE DECENT PEOPLE ON HERE

I have known for quite some time that my profile was out of date, but due to the amount of piss takers on here I couldn’t be bothered to update it.

I am an honest person and a nice person and only want to talk nicely to everyone, but I was told a long time ago by one man that my profile is a target for piss takers and he was right.

I must take part responsibility for some of you genuine people misunderstanding my needs and intentions in the past. I do accept this is a sex dating site but everyone is different and there must be people on here who want different things apart from the, have sex and go mentality. Please understand, I am not criticizing anyone. I don’t have the right to judge. You have the right to be just who you are and I have the right to be just who I am.

Don’t need anyone telling me, I am on the wrong site or telling me I should want certain things and think in a certain way.

If you don’t want who I am then find someone else to talk to.

SO LETS START WITH THE PEOPLE I DON'T WANT

1 The obvious first is, piss takers, wankers, wasters and picture hunters.

2 The arrogant arseholes who believe they can tell me how I should be feeling.

3. Married men or men in a relationships.

4. Men who think that a profile picture of their penis will impress.

5. Men without a decent face pic on their profile or willing to send one by email.

6. Men who just want CASUAL NSA SEX .......... and that usually means selfish inept sex.

7. Men who want me to come to their house and give them a blow job and leave.

8. Men who see me as a man in a dress who wants a sex change.

9. Men who want gay sex with me.

10. Men whose favourite position is doggy or the woman on top.

11. Submissive men

If you see yourself in any of the 11 categories above, please don’t bother contacting me. Absolutely no insult or criticism intended, you have the right to be who you are and so do I

NOW ONTO THE PEOPLE I DO WANT

1. Anyone genuine, male, female or couple who wants me as a friend on site.

2. Females or Transgender females or TVs who want a plutonic female friendship.

3. Men who are single and free and available for a relationship. (More of that later)

4. Men who were about to leave a relationship, before talking to me.

Looking for a person who wants an old fashioned male/female relationship. In case you are in doubt, I am the female part of that.

Ideally he should be over 6 foot with the fitness and stamina of an Olympic marathon runner, black belt in karate, able to rip telephone directories with his eye lids and able to treat me and touch me with the delicacy needed for a newly born baby. Okay that could be a fantasy dream, but I won’t completely rule it out yet.

Really want a straight man, realistically he will have to be Bi Sexual but with a definite and serious preference toward women.

I want a man who can see the woman in me and really wants to take this journey with me. A man who could and would want to completely fulfil me at all levels. Sorry, I think I slipped back into fantasy again.

My job would be to turn his house into our home and take care of all his needs and for the rude ones, as often as he can manage. I wouldn’t be trying to kill him through sexual exhaustion, but he might understandably be fooled into believing I am.

Wouldn’t want him to raise a finger in the home and he would believe that part of our home would be supernatural. Somewhere there would be a magical gateway to a mystical land called KITCHEN. I would be the Emissary who had the ability to cross over to that land and bring back his favourite meals.

The magic wouldn’t stop there, the bedroom floor would also be magical (now please try to keep your mind out of the gutter for a bit longer) He would hang his dirty clothes up on the floor and as if by magic, they would appear a couple of days later, clean and hanging in his wardrobe.

Yes ladies, I would give him a whole wardrobe and in all humility settle for only the other three, but he would have to appreciate my generosity.

From the messages I have received in the last few years there should now be only a very few left reading this far.

SO FOR THOSE FEW STILL READING HERE IS A LITTLE ABOUT MY PAST AND HOPE FOR THE FUTURE.

My old profile was how I saw my life when I wrote it but things have changed in the last few years. I honestly thought I would have to live my horrible and miserable existence trapped and hiding who I am in a male body, living in a world where I don’t want to be and don’t belong. So I have left it below.

Don't yet see myself as convincing, but I hope I will be within the next year. My profile photo is professionally done at a model agency with all the expensive equipment and a professional makeup artist. And I had the choice from hundreds of photos. With that kind of help they could make Mike Tyson look feminine, But I am not going to ask him to prove my point.

I have always loved wearing female clothes and wish it was how I had always presented myself. I don't find the need to dress and get made up when I am on my own and there is nothing sexual about it for me.

I have recently had to tell all my family and now they were able to accept. But they do accept that they couldn't have accepted even 10 to 15 years ago. So I could also tell everyone else knowing I will not destroy people close to me. Family are the most important and we should protect them. I can now change to living as I should have always lived from birth. As a woman. No need to hide any more. It took me years to learn how to realistically appear male. Walking and moving and acting female is a giveaway in the male world. Sadly a lot of it has become second nature now. One of the ways I used to hide my identity on here, was by purposely misspelling words.

And of course, from now, if someone I know finds me on here and wants to expose and humiliate me, YOUR TOO LATE the people important to me know already, and you would have to explain why you were on here. You could say that you were on here to trap someone like me. YEAH RIGHT, a likely story, we all know why you are really on here.

I will be changing to live full time as a woman soon and right now I am busy making those changes. After living full time for two years I hope to have surgery and end up with a female body. I know that for the people who already know me, the best I can hope for, is for them to see me as a Transgender female. I can only hope that the people who meet me a few years from now will see me as a fully genetic woman. But if people can see me using any kind of female word in the title, even if it is frumpy woman or old woman or even ugly woman or deluded female I will feel I have the keys to the executive bathroom of the female world.

My old profile.

As an accident of birth i have been hidding in this male body (my protector) looking out on a sometimes hostile world were i dont belong. I am in the closet and want to stay there because of who i will destroy if people find out about me. My happyness and fullfilment is not worth causing pain to even one person close to me. I am not worth it. Please respect my privacy and i will respect yours.

Like many in this position i dont think i am convincing.

I am looking for someone who can see inside my protectors male body everyone sees, and want to touch (((me))) the frightened girl hidding inside. I am soft, gentle, femanine, and submissive

Up until recently i have only had relationships with women, but now i am experiencing who i really am. I have a good sence of humour, i no my way round womens and mens bodies, i can reverse park properly, and i can delicately suck a snooker ball through a drinking straw.

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