FabSwingers.com: Elizabeth (61) , TV/TS in Kettering, West Midlands, UK

Well, hello! Thanks for dropping by and I hope you enjoy reading my profile. Please read all of it, as it may save you a wasted email, if you are thinking of contacting me.

A word of warning first. If you cannot be bothered reading my profile, then I can't be bothered replying to your email. Or if you are impolite enough to ignore my requests (i.e. no short emails), then don't expect me to be polite in return!

The compulsory stuff:

I have dark hair, grey eyes, 5’ 10” without the heels and I am a girly size 12/14. I have a 38-32-38 figure (not quite the perfect girly figure but, hey, darn close). I have been told – quite often so it must be true – that I have really nice legs and a cute bum too.

Elizabeth’s likes:

Don’t usually dress like a tart, more of the everyday wear or office girl look. I like to vary my appearance and I am always looking for something new, something I haven’t tried before. Looks vary from Posh Spice to Goth chick. There has even been a uniform or two thrown in, as well as some fancy dress.

Don’t you just love stockings and suspenders? I do. Always wear stockings but I especially love seamed stockings with high heels (only 4” heels max as I fall over in anything higher).

I like to be treated like a real girl. You know, treated with respect and like being “chatted up” instead of, “bend over darlin’!” Like any real girl I do like treats, chocolates, flowers, stockings, undies, Porsche’s, Lamborghini’s, holidays in the Seychelles…Well you get the idea. Not that I’m a gold digger of course.

Lots of people think I don’t drink and that I am tea-total. This is because I usually have to drive to the club/party. I don’t drink and drive, not at all. Although I do love my tea, when the opportunity presents itself, I do drink but not to excess. Won’t catch me legless or throwing up on the pavement! Oh, I’m also a non-smoker too.

Being very broad minded and unshockable (well, at least I think I am), will try anything twice (just in case I missed something the first time). So, you don’t have to be shy with me. Let me know what it is you are looking for, I promise not to run away screaming or start posting a “Perverts List” on my profile.

What sort of person do I want to meet? I do prefer admirers rather than other T-girls, although I would like to meet other girls for clubbing/going to parties etc. Apart from that, not really one for putting limits on things, as I believe personality and respect are more important than age and physique. I know a lot of girls don’t like older guys or are only interested in those with athletes’ bodies. Me, if you’re clean, polite and respectful and take pride in your appearance and personal hygiene, you’re my man! Also, very interested in meeting bi-couples and real girls, who are into TGs. One more thing, I am not looking for a boyfriend. Never wanted one and never will want one, sorry. Just looking for fun people to be with.

Although I can accommodate, I prefer to meet guys (for the first time at least) at one of the many venues I frequent – or at least neutral ground. Following some bad experiences, I no longer invite guys round to my place for the first date. If you are prepared to make the effort and meet me at a club, then that will show me how genuine you are. I have spent too many wasted hours hanging around waiting for people who don’t turn up to an arranged date and, worse still, don’t even bother to let me know they are not coming. Once we get to know each other then we will see.

A real petrol-head. Love F1, BTCC and any kind of motorcycle racing – MotoGP, BSB, WSB, Speedway etc. I do own my own motorcycle but don’t have a sporty car. I’m afraid my car runs on the “Fuel of Satan.” Yes, it’s a diesel! Could be worse: It could run on prune juice! Or it could be a Prius!!!!!!!

My other hobbies include: Photography (can help with profile pics if required), listening to music (anything from classical to punk rock, but heavily into late 60s and 70s rock - Cream, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix etc.) and country walks.

Elizabeth’s dislikes:

Well, there aren’t that many but here are a few.

Pushy guys. I hate guys who want to treat me like dirt and push and pull me around. Also guys who want to drag me off somewhere when I am with someone already.

One thing I have tried but didn’t enjoy is BDSM. I don’t see the excitement in pain or the sub scene at all. If that’s your thing and you enjoy it, that’s fine by me. But if you are looking for a sub-playmate, I’m not your girl.

(Tips for guys No 101) Emails with only one line e.g. “I want 2 meet u”. Come on guys. Put a little bit of effort into it please. Like most the people on this site, I put a lot of effort into my look and profile. So, the least you can do is write more than a few words. Do you really think five words are enough to get you laid? And don't use "text speak", all that proves is that you are lazy and can't be bothered. Oh dear! Yes, I think I am a bitch-in-training! LOL (PS. I am not the only one who thinks this way)

Here's another tip for you guys. Do you really think that your first email with "I want you to put your hand down my pants and make me cum" as the only line will get you anywhere? Would that work with a real girl in a pub or club? I think not. You would probably get a slap in the face. So, why try it with me?

Chat rooms. I don't do the chat thing at all. So if you want to "chat" to me via MSN, Yahoo, ICQ etc or any other chat room, forget it.

Guys who have a guilt trip after doing the "dirty deed." If you feel that guilty about cheating on your misses, don't do it!

People who don't read profiles or ignore the contents. This is not just impolite but down right rude.

Told you there wasn’t that many!

Well! If you have made it this far, congratulations!!! What’s your secret? Too much caffeine? Bit of a masochist? Only joking. I hope it has been helpful.

From time to time, I will be adding some more pictures to this profile. I will also add comments and dates from my calendar - where I will be on which day. So, keep watching!

Thank you for taking the time to read it all.

Bye for now,

Elizabeth xxx

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