FabSwingers.com: Ed (56) , Man in summertown , South East, UK

Why don't we get a few things out of the way first:

•I cannot accommodate

•Yes, I'm married. And she has no problem with me playing alone. (She also has zero interest in joining in, so please don’t ask).

•No, I am not gym fit.

•I am neither tall nor dark, and let's face it - the handsome thing is completely subjective so you're welcome to judge for yourself.

•I am now over 50, which seems to be an awful lot of people's cut off point.

Still here? Marvellous! Let's get on to the more positive things:

•I am relatively fit, (but not gym fit - more dadbod fit). I've no illusions that I'll turn heads on the beach, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't cause them to turn away either.

•I am very tactile - I love touch and am told I'm very good with my hands. (A massage is never out of the question). I also love being touched all over. Good sex isn't just about the genitals.

•I'm a big fan of oral, both ways, but especially giving. I'm told the tongue piercing makes a difference too.

•I am fairly well endowed. Not monster proportions, but certainly above average, and not so big as to be uncomfortable.

• I'm also a pretty good photographer, so I'm also always interested in new photography subjects, if that interests you. I would even be interested in photographing if sex was not on the cards (but the subject interested me)

Well, that's my bullet points. If you've read this far then maybe you're a bit interested, so drop me a message or send me a wink. I may or may not reply to winks (depends if I like what I see) but I'll always reply to any message that is more than the cursory "Hi" "How are you", etc. I don't expect an essay, but an obvious lack of effort will likely result in an obligatory lack of response.

Latest test results 30/10/25 - all clear

If I wink at you, it means I am interested in starting a conversation. If you ignore the wink, I’ll just assume that means that you’re not. If you wink back, I’ll take it that you are, and I’ll send you a proper message.

Incidentally, if your profile lists you as a straight male and you wink at me or send a cursory one line/word message, I will simply assume that it is a mistake and most likely ignore it. Please don’t take offence if you are serious, instead put a little more effort into getting in contact.

Oh, and lastly, that nonsense about fabswingers being a publicly traded blah blah at the bottom of so many profiles - it is nonsense, stop doing it just because you see others doing so. Check the website FAQ (link in the footer) about it. Check things for yourselves, etc etc. /rant

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