FabSwingers.com: K (61) & S (58) , Couple in Derby, East Midlands, UK

Anybody know where we can get one of these 'tounge' things? People seem to like them, especially if you are 'grate' with it. Are lessons available? There seems to be lots of guys on here claiming to have a 'grate tounge' and ladies who like a guy who is 'grate with his tounge'. (Several people actually think the previous statement is for real and have pointed out it should be tongue. Shit! What's worse? Crap spelling or a failure to recognise sarcasm when they see it. Whichever, please don't message us.

Single guys, couples or single ladies. We will attempt to give a short reply to all messages from single guys that arouse any interest and are accompanied by a face pic. If we are not interested because you, are not our type, can't accommodate, are a million miles away, have too small a cock, can't spell, write a shit message, we will not spend time replying, sorry?

Reasonable looking, clean, mature guys with a big cock, who can accommodate, hold a conversation, travel, have had the snip and sunk heavily have got a real chance of regular and horny fun. Not asking much are we.....?

I wonder if this supposed research by Sydney university is concerning the new sub species of human recently evolved. 'The swinging site single guy'.

A recently discovered species thought to have evolved from modern humans around the same time as sites such as Fab became easily accessible. Research has shown that constant use of these sites has caused a tiny amount of brain matter (around half) has migrated from the skull cavity to the cock. It is hoped that in time further evolution will result in an eye forming in the end of the cock to allow the 'single guy' to be able to read profiles.

We are a pair of fuck buddies who just happen to have been together for more than 30 years and been married for nearly all of them (to each other). That's right, teenage sweethearts who have never found the right words to tell each other to bog off. When we first got together there was no such thing as dogging and when we parked the Cortina down a lane it was through necessity and not choice, 4 guys slapping their cocks against the passenger window would have been considered unsportsmanlike behaviour.

We have dipped in and out of this ludicrous game now for about 19 years and had some great times with some great people with a few strange times with some strange people.

We like to think we are good company, relaxed and easy going and would still like to meet more of you nice people for evenings of social niceties and good conversation leading to a naked, writhing conclusion. We have met couples, single guys, several couples, two single guys at a time and the most wonderful single lady (lost, but now found hopefully) and are open to suggestions. We don't mind one offs and understand that this is just the way it works out sometimes but would like a few people that we could meet every now and again as we have found this works well sexually.

We don't have any set rules and prefer to drift along and see what happens, soft swing, full swap, girl-girl, nice lingerie, naked, it's all good.

Apart from easy going relaxed fun we still each have fantasies to fulfill. Hers tend to consist of more than one guy, lots of cum, being fucked over someone's desk in a private office and such like. His tend to have an abundance of girls or who although of an age when they have left St Trinians (I don't work for the BBC) they have decided to carry on wearing the uniform.

We would welcome messages from couples similar to ourselves and single ladies for social or fun meets. Single guys, we are more likely to find you as and when so don't expect a reply if you message us, especially the nob eds who send a short message with no face pics. 'Grate pics do you want to meat up' - ' fuck yes, we'll drop everything and come straight over because you've made such a fucking effort'

Saw a guys profile today which stated he was learning to fly plains. I hope he's better at flying them than spelling them or there could be problems ahead.

Having tried meets in various circumstances, we have found that we prefer a social meet first followed by the fun meet. This isn't always the case but a general idea.

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