im fat + have 3 cats so u know im at least funny or i give gr8 head
Woman in
Liverpool,
North West,
UK
Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 7 days ago
10
Public photos
Looking For
Couples (MF)
Men
Women
aged 18 to 99.
Will meet smokers.
Meeting
Cannot
accommodate.
Can
travel.
dove
33 years old
Bisexual
5'7"
170cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker Some tattoos No piercings
Interests
Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, Adult Parties
30s girl, in an open relationship with a bi boyfriend, switch but sub leaning. we meet together or separately, he's on here too. had a few meets and swingers club experiences but curious for more.
to keep it simple! (there's no excuse for a poor first message then)
things i like:
420
video games (pc)
porn (addict)
gooning (bonus points if you know what this is)
kink (no u cant breath play me on our first meet)
intelligence
things i don't like:
same day/meet now
messages that include "ur not fat" (reflect on why u feel the desire to convince me i'm not?!)
?? if you've got this far, damn you're invested. below is like, the secret bonus info you find out if you're not one of the dudes who read up to this bit and are now currently typing out the classic "ur hot, not fat!" or "3 cats? [insert pussy joke here]" into my dms.
the messaging on here is insane, at the time of writing i'm on 624 unread, which means i value those first few sentences that show up in the shiny yellow box! if i delete your message, it's not personal. i don't meet super often, nor do i meet a lot of people at once, so i'm going to be insanely picky based on the message you send me, sorry!
as i said above, i'm into kink and therefore value building trust with the people i fuck. if you're only willing to talk sex then i can't build trust with you, so real human beings are always at the front of the queue. right behind the aliens. pushy, needy, same day, right now, overly descriptive "i'll do this to you" people are right at the back but they never actually make it to the front of the queue at all.
a list of other things you can talk to me about!!
horror, the internet (early 2000s especially), blasphemy, discord, music!!, tattoos, intelligence degradation, why oreos are the worst biscuit choice.
xoxo